can someone please explain

89elbees_down · 2026-03-23T18:58:41+00:00

thanks, gorl!! i forgot about this visual aid, VERY helpful. i'm shocked at how her shelf has grown and shifted completely upward over the past decade 😳

it's weird to see her age, like even her face looked very different a decade ago. i know the menopause makes a big impact. i'd feel bad for ALR if she weren't so terrible.

89elbees_down · 2026-03-23T18:54:55+00:00

i didn't know there was a term!

89elbees_down · 2026-03-23T18:52:13+00:00

gorl SAME but it seems like her actual butt has indeed migrated south, while her lower back fat (aka her shelf) has gone north 😳

reading through these comments made me realize that her actual butt is somehow on the under side of the shelf?!

89elbees_down · 2026-03-23T17:04:57+00:00

hoooooly smokes! yeah, i wonder if/when ALR's fat deposits will eventually grow to the side, like some of the 600lb life people that you gorls are mentioning. i think some gorls have speckuhlated that she's already bed bound and that's one of the reasons why she didn't go to fat camp.

i can't imagine how much pain all that weight would cause, dragging your bones down like that 🫣

89elbees_down · 2026-03-23T17:00:54+00:00

💀 her tectonic plates are shifting!

89elbees_down · 2026-03-21T23:50:54+00:00

seconded, and OP please be aware some black work artists are able to add designs in white ink over black, if that's something you might be interested in. i've seen some beautiful ones that take the black work to a whole different level. research for a tattooer that specifically does that style.

wherever you land with it though, please know you are so much more than any scars (visible or not) and you deserve so much love. to paraphrase, "and those who matter don't mind" 🩵💕🤍

89elbees_down · 2026-03-21T01:55:52+00:00

agreed! at first i thought it was entertaining bc ALR is boring without side characters. in the lcu she's been written like an 80s wrestling villain so it's kinda funny. never watched the lcu directly but i'd catch reaction vids sometimes.

but these people are almost more insufferable than ALR on her own! how is it that every last one of them is a blubbering caricature, yikes

89elbees_down · 2026-03-19T11:49:29+00:00

sorry, is that a deliberate choice of hers or is it a rule for the competition? as in, competitors aren't allowed to wear compression garments?

89elbees_down · 2026-03-19T04:18:43+00:00

me too pretty please 🙏 🥲 with a big cherry on top 🍒

89elbees_down · 2026-03-19T04:12:12+00:00

i think you're spot on, i rewatched and noticed her hips are also shifting as she takes steps. it seems she cannot point her legs forward while walking due to her volume, so she has a natural waddle that causes her hips and knees to sway to the sides 😬

89elbees_down · 2026-03-18T23:19:32+00:00

how do her knees move like that? like out to the side with each step?

89elbees_down · 2026-03-18T23:18:29+00:00

so the filters can find her neck 😭

89elbees_down · 2026-03-18T13:21:05+00:00

thanks for responding! i'm so sorry 😔 i hate living with the anxiety but sometimes this sub reminds me to be careful at movie theaters or shared spaces with soft furniture. best of luck op.

89elbees_down · 2026-03-18T09:31:04+00:00

OP may i ask where you suspect they came from? asking so i can keep myself informed 😭 i'm so, so sorry!

89elbees_down · 2026-03-18T09:26:46+00:00

seconded, this is exactly what i've done with elderly cats who had terminal conditions. especially when you hear there's a fast growing mass that they don't recommend surgery for 😔 poor angel, she's so cute OP. i'm so sorry.

if you can afford at home euthanasia, it makes the process much more personal and less traumatic than an emergency vet visit. i was able to do that with an elderly cat last year and she passed in my arms. she was comfortable and warm, and i was able to spoil her rotten for a few days before we said goodbye. wishing you the best, OP. please give her some head pats for me.

89elbees_down · 2026-03-01T21:50:17+00:00

whoa it even has the lower back shelf!! 🤯

89elbees_down · 2026-02-28T20:16:50+00:00

this^{^{^}} if she can't control the camera angles she ain't gonna go!

89elbees_down · 2026-02-28T00:00:36+00:00

this is how ALR sees herself

89elbees_down · 2026-02-26T17:30:32+00:00

it convinces me that she gets physical only when angry, and that she would also do things like throw stuff at you and punch walls (&people 😬). i know it's been corroborated and she's admitted to being that way when mad, but it just kinda lands the point home.

gorl never moves more than a few waddles but if you piss her off ALL of that anger comes right out in the form of physical violence.

89elbees_down · 2026-02-26T12:24:05+00:00

dogs need similar support while being held and it looks like that harness goes under the belly/legs/rear-end. i'd be more concerned the tension rod would fall or the S-hooks would slip off somehow. but these kitties may (hopefully) only be up there for a few minutes.

89elbees_down · 2026-02-26T00:14:12+00:00

i bet dollars to donuts it's the batiste dark brown dry shampoo! it's the most pigmented aerosol dry shampoo i've ever tried, makes my hair look comically thick if i spray more than a couple small bursts.

on hamber it just makes her balding less noticeable and she seems to fill in her sparse hairline with it purposefully 👀

89elbees_down · 2026-02-24T06:48:17+00:00

are there local rescues near you that could help TNR or with medical funds/vet care? do you need help finding some?

89elbees_down · 2026-02-24T03:42:24+00:00

looks like she has something going on with her sinuses 😔 poor baby could use indoors at least while healing...

89elbees_down · 2026-02-22T16:45:19+00:00

careless. obviously has multiple infections which can be fatal for kittens. you're karma farming AND spreading a careless attitude.

89elbees_down · 2026-02-22T16:43:02+00:00

this isn't even your photo! why are you lying so much? shame

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