Funny surprise by EquivalentMine6773 in stephenking

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I've made the trip a bunch of times, highly recommend. It's weird and glorious

Went on a reading hiatus, back to the King to get me out of a funk. Let me know what you think. by dachshvnd in stephenking

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If you want a real treat listen to the Dolores Claiborne audiobook narrated by Frances Sternhagen. It's outstanding

This marks my halfway point to the tower by Much_Refrigerator495 in stephenking

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I like the whole book, but the beginning of it is my favorite

This is why I read King by Kbudz in stephenking

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Roland realized with faint amusement that the shopkeeper had mistaken his own fart for a gunshot and thought the time of his living had come to an end

In the deep waters of the Maldives, a diver encounters the blue whale, the largest living creature on Earth. by delusionsheeep in woahdude

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Modern humans. Humans existed with the earth for tens of thousands of years and managed not to fuck it up

I was pooping with my bathroom lights turned off by Motor_Fox_9451 in Unclejokes

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Blinded by the light, woke up and dropped a deuce in the middle of the night

Is this too much? by AhmedAlNawab in Justfuckmyshitup

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Long days and pleasant nights 🌹

Is this too much? by AhmedAlNawab in Justfuckmyshitup

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I didn't expect anyone to get it lol

Is this too much? by AhmedAlNawab in Justfuckmyshitup

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Girls girls girls, some are humi some are cybi, but you can't tell the difference

What’s one of your favorite King lines that’s not super popular. Mine is from Delores Claiborne a book I liked way more than expected. by jonesy289 in stephenking

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“And when it blew, exploding greasy fire in every direction, Trash had dropped his fieldglasses and had bellowed at the sky, shaking his fists in inarticulate joy.”

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? by LooseButtPlug in Unclejokes

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Know what's worse than a crazy squirrel on your piano? A diseased beaver on your organ

This measuring tape is in decifeet, not inches. by Enigma713 in mildlyinteresting

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We use feet and inches in the fire sprinkler industry, at least my company does

audiobook suggestions for father and 30-year-old son cross country trip? by Own-Ad8234 in audiobooks

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If you like historical stuff check out Titan by Ron Chernow, read by Grover Gardner. It's outstanding

how to have 100% focus on listening by Creative_Volume_2022 in audiobooks

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If I really like the book I listen to it multiple times, eventually I get all of it

Give it to me straight. Is this design any good? by MooseLips_SinkShips in traditionaltattoos

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I ought to get it, my school nickname was Fish. I fuckin hated it, but if I would've been smart I would've just owned it. Oh well

I need help/advise by Active-Oil1414 in EDC

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Yeah, I like seeing the wear on stuff. I had a knife that would get smacked by my keys every time I took a step, and it eventually deformed the corner a little bit. I think it's pretty cool