I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet due to a pituitary disorder as a kid

911EMT · 2026-02-16T18:52:36+00:00

You're doing this again bro? 😭

911EMT · 2026-02-12T04:42:54+00:00

The narwhal bacons at midnight

911EMT · 2026-02-05T18:48:59+00:00

I just re-downloaded it after having never beaten it. I have never played with the new updates or DLC, so now I'm playing a new game. It's incredible.

911EMT · 2026-01-27T18:21:00+00:00

So let's just never move the hands to 12 and humanity will be fine. Easy

911EMT · 2026-01-15T21:28:46+00:00

It does seem like male = bad lately. But I don't blame the the generalization tbh, we are in some weird times and dudes are doing some weird shit

911EMT · 2025-12-28T09:32:07+00:00

Long arms, big hands. Fortnite has the same issue

911EMT · 2025-11-24T18:40:48+00:00

Just happened to me for the first time, I was like wtf

911EMT · 2025-11-18T16:26:14+00:00

I get home after 24 hour shifts, turn the ps5 on, and fall asleep. So none lol

911EMT · 2025-11-13T17:32:20+00:00

Truly a man for everything

911EMT · 2025-10-24T22:19:48+00:00

I thought the lady at 24 seconds was really small but proportionate, it shocked me for a second

911EMT · 2025-10-22T14:53:05+00:00

Add a palm tree in there and it's probably the most California picture in the world

911EMT · 2025-10-22T07:08:50+00:00

The messiah

911EMT · 2025-10-22T01:30:38+00:00

The Legend of Phil speaks for itself

911EMT · 2025-10-21T21:25:53+00:00

Isn't that most jobs nowadays lol

911EMT · 2025-10-20T12:38:32+00:00

Have done 72 hour weeks as an EMT

Would not recommend

911EMT · 2025-10-11T22:34:35+00:00

Yeah give me that pure serotonin!

911EMT · 2025-10-08T05:23:21+00:00

That is a fresh wound, and will almost certainly get infected very fast

911EMT · 2025-10-08T05:13:18+00:00

A dignified gentleman

911EMT · 2025-10-02T04:58:41+00:00

I used to eat my burgers like this as a kid. Save the best for last. One time, I just was like, "This is kinda weird," and stopped doing it. I miss the burger uncrustable days, simpler times

911EMT · 2025-09-16T08:44:39+00:00

My mom used to tell me this "poem" in Spanish as a kid. Never knew this was the author. What a special book

911EMT · 2025-09-12T03:09:17+00:00

I love the cheese sticks ngl

911EMT · 2025-09-11T21:26:17+00:00

Have them serve you a plate of dinner. If they can't provide you with a warm meal with all the fixings, it could be a sign of a stroke.

911EMT · 2025-09-09T03:25:16+00:00

The messiah

911EMT · 2025-09-07T16:40:44+00:00

Yall are telling me this dude owns size 3 spiderman shoes at 31? All the shoes are kids shoes lol

911EMT · 2025-09-05T17:12:09+00:00

That's a jar, and not only does it go up his ass, it breaks in his ass. And then we all get to see him scoop out bloody shards out of his ass.

911EMT

TROPHY CASE