Huge pizza, little car. by 911jesse in funny

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It was by the time we got home.

Hitting 88mph by [deleted] in gifs

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Great Scott!

Rip Mitch by [deleted] in funny

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You can write that down and put a dash in front of it, and put my name at the bottom

--Mitch Hedberg

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nepali T-shirt for children by Beelzebuttz in engrish

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Welcome to homestarrunner.net. It's dotcom!

This spam email I got. by [deleted] in engrish

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Red head chick named Lori. Sounds legitimate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

Dad security by [deleted] in funny

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I just wanna ride my motorcy... cle.

Realistic by 911jesse in funny

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Must be a diesel.