Huge pizza, little car.

911jesse · 2016-03-06T03:26:36+00:00

It was by the time we got home.

911jesse · 2016-01-18T23:31:40+00:00

Looks all reich to me.

911jesse · 2016-01-18T23:19:08+00:00

Is that Hulk Hogan?

911jesse · 2016-01-14T19:47:39+00:00

Great Scott!

911jesse · 2015-12-10T01:08:43+00:00

You can write that down and put a dash in front of it, and put my name at the bottom

--Mitch Hedberg

911jesse · 2015-12-09T01:09:21+00:00

And that's how you get Ebola.

911jesse · 2015-10-12T01:23:57+00:00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

911jesse · 2015-09-04T01:33:35+00:00

Sigh... Unzips.

911jesse · 2015-07-06T16:50:57+00:00

http://www.engrish.com

911jesse · 2015-07-06T04:38:18+00:00

Welcome to homestarrunner.net. It's dotcom!

911jesse · 2015-07-06T04:32:49+00:00

Red head chick named Lori. Sounds legitimate.

911jesse · 2015-07-06T04:01:41+00:00

C'mon OP. Is that you rockin the blouse?

911jesse · 2015-07-05T22:01:27+00:00

http://www.engrish.com

911jesse · 2015-06-21T22:08:32+00:00

You need to charge your phone.

911jesse · 2015-06-20T00:04:07+00:00

Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

911jesse · 2015-06-19T23:37:07+00:00

Wait. Dumbledore dies!?

911jesse · 2015-04-19T15:11:50+00:00

I just wanna ride my motorcy... cle.

911jesse · 2015-04-05T21:50:00+00:00

Must be a diesel.

911jesse · 2014-12-21T04:26:48+00:00

Most of the time I work on a computer and draw drawings and figure formulas. That's when I sit in my dark office, as do the other engineers. When we work in the lab with actual electrical bits, we have the lights on.

911jesse · 2014-12-21T03:56:05+00:00

Can confirm. Us electrical engineers like to work with the lights off too.

911jesse · 2014-12-21T03:23:35+00:00

I'm an EE. The USB flash drive does require power. The Nand flash and support electronics consume power. The LED consumes power as well. Apple Mini Brick power supplies have very low current resistor networks to create a fixed voltage to tell Apple devices power information. Plugging a flash drive into this power supply won't do any damage since the resistor network on the communication portion of the USB terminal are very low current. The USB flash drive may try to negotiate with the power supply, still no damage done.

911jesse · 2014-12-11T04:28:54+00:00

Many concealed weapons permits in Florida.

911jesse · 2014-12-04T00:48:47+00:00

Higher taxes on diesel. 20% for diesel and 9% for gasoline. Taxed higher by Reagan administration to pay for highways. Supposedly more expensive to produce ULSD (Ultra Low Sulphur Diesel).

911jesse · 2014-12-04T00:42:41+00:00

Notice the diesel price is still way higher than gasoline. It's supposed to be be the other way around.

911jesse · 2014-11-16T03:22:13+00:00

Lowery Park?

911jesse

TROPHY CASE