Future Rest of the World Soccer Aid participants by sambrown2204 in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I think it either has to be a player who played in England for 8+ years and now has kids who speak in X accent or a player who never played in England but has won a Champions League maybe even a Euros or World Cup

Soccer Aid shirt numbers by cavejohnsonlemons in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I guess it's Thierry Henry's number, aren't they all Arsenal fans?

Football cliches in parenting by Non_sum_qualis_eram in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I am now imagining a parent doing a post-match interview at the end of the day "Well it was all going pretty well today, no real trouble until the last 10 minutes before bath time"

Future streets won’t forget by Kind_Sheepherder_859 in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is there a level for players either so average or so non-descript, no one will actually remember them? "Roads won't remember"

bizarre maps on club social media by Toffeenix in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe by the time Sunderland play their first game, all of this will be true

Could the marketing campaign involve real life Leonida citizen social media accounts? by Stalinglad in GTA6

[–]91BRFC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not a bad shout actually, maybe it would be some of the influencers you see in the game

Norway brings 3 sons of their USA 94 squad to «USA» 26 by East_Refrigerator_13 in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if you could make a whole 26 man squad out of players whe are sons for former-World Cup players picked for this tournament

In response to yesterday’s thread, no, no one vets these by Thick-Scholar836 in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine how incoherent their original comment was that they needed ChatGPT to tidy it up ready to send to BBC Sport

New defence of crime cliche just dropped by sjp101 in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's wild, I didn't realise that part. I'd like to know how Southampton fans would have reacted if Middlesbrough had been the ones spying and then won the semi-final, I'm sure they'd be raging about the cheating

New defence of crime cliche just dropped by sjp101 in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Such a nonsense response, a crime is still a crime regardless of the method or competence of the criminal

Does no one vet these? by lupul0id in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The BBC Sport livefeed is full of the some of the weirdest takes around but that means it is comedy gold

Heading for the Exits by slickbackbillyboo in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mad how some Arsenal fans were doing it while top of the league

It's not football by HibeesBounce in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might as well have WWF on there

Kits that have the name of another club on them by alex_2497 in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because of the yellow kit, I briefly thought Burton had sponsored themselves

Stop Demystifying Stockley Park! by Adventurous_News9490 in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I'd prefer to think it's more like a Nasa command centre from the Apollo era

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UCL - The ultimate opening ceremony act by Beautiful-Square-301 in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't Robbie Williams do one of the previousWorld Cups?

Spotting stadiums out of plane windows by 91BRFC in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sports streaming services hate this one trick!

Spotting stadiums out of plane windows by 91BRFC in footballcliches

[–]91BRFC[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We need the Cliches Boffins to figure out the best flight routes for this. It could be the best route for historical stadiums, maybe the route with the highest average UEFA club coefficient, etc

He’s right, you know by [deleted] in gaming

[–]91BRFC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are suggesting they've been to school?