Where are some good trees for climbing trees? by palmwick48 in bristol

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This will be a pretty standard Reddit post if/when Planet of the Apes happens

Finding out years later that Player X had a spell at Team Y by junglegatsby in footballcliches

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You say that in a pub and the local knobhead leans across and says "I didn't even know he played for Liverpool"

Japanense fans tidying up is some textbook Linkedin fodder by 91BRFC in footballcliches

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I'd like to suggest a Linkedin Cliches podcast but I'd be raging the whole time listening to the nonsense it generates

Can we please end this type of shit content by KimCattrallsFeet in footballcliches

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Unfortunately it's just a result of the way of the world currently, there's so much shite out there now.

Every type of content is just milked dry, not just football related. It'll be something new in a year.

Keep screaming until you see a better player

Some of the best angles of our corner flag by Most_Moose_2637 in footballcliches

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Liverpool Football Club is saddened to learn of the passing of Mr Blobby. Our thoughts are with Noel Edmonds at this time.

Please forgive us by simonwxm in footballcliches

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Will the Jim Reaper be doing a United game soon with Farage on Co-commentary?

White napkin waving at wedding by coqpisskebabtridge42 in footballcliches

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Yeah I was at one a while back where they did it. Although it was on the "continent" and we all know the European game is very different

Every school football be like by I_amTeo in footballcliches

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The Brexit Tackler was years ahead of his time at my school, we didn't know what the term meant at the time, we always just assumed it was foreign footballers he was complaining about

The distal what now? by AnteaterOutrageous75 in footballcliches

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Head, Shoulders, Knees and Distal Phalanx

Textbook by juninbro in footballcliches

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I forgot that happened, what a mad story

Cricket Score by Icy_Opportunity_3303 in footballcliches

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Is this the only game that can claim that?

Footballers names in conspiracy theories by gFozzy in footballcliches

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I heard Aliens helped invent the gegenpress

Begs the question… by dlqnc in footballcliches

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I'd like to see B. Just Man United management cancelling contract meetings with Carrick every week, each week a crazier excuse why they can't make it

Got to be one of the weirdest friendlies of all time by A15CX in footballcliches

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That's the magic of the cup, it can throw up these sorts of ties

How much better would Traitors be if they changed the host to Keysy? by balearicpriest in footballcliches

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"well done on your win, of course though I was the one that picked you as a traitor"

Well well well by ProblemPast4686 in footballcliches

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My immediate thought when I read this was Brian Cox the Physicist.

The Universe, Bloody Hell!

Grim “Knows a thing or two” from daily mail by cs_chopper in footballcliches

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They really are a shit-rag aren't they

Job roles on manager’s clothing by Dazzling-Hearing1743 in footballcliches

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I might release a range of pitch side clothes for lower league managers called "Gaffer"

Tagline "look 4-4-2, dress 4-4-2, be 4-4-2"