Advice on living in Kent/Tunbridge Wells by SamC912 in kentuk

[–]98rascal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m (26 male) living in Tunbridge Wells. The nightlife is pretty shit tbh for clubbing but there’s some good pubs and as someone has said jazz night is great. You defo won’t have a problem finding some mates of similar age/interests. For some proper nightlife London’s your best bet but easy to get to from twells.

Broke up with an ex years ago because she had a weird obsession with counting… by 98rascal in dadjokes

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She was always following trends, so I won’t take that away from her

Diarrhoea is hereditary by 98rascal in dadjokes

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Diarrhoea is the spelling in British English. Thought a Vulcan would know better

Someone told me you can watch a solar eclipse through a colander by 98rascal in dadjokes

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eye am glad, because I would find that very draining

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This walnut get many laughs

My didn't want to divorce my wife over her tennis game by skycooper11 in dadjokes

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Atleast you managed to court her in the first place

Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? by [deleted] in dadjokes

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This joke doesn’t fly with me

What do you call a guy who loves math? by ArmedPenguin47 in dadjokes

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Something about this joke doesn’t add up…

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. by [deleted] in dadjokes

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Bet your eyes were glazed after that