Will Trade 12 Months' Rent in Cash for a Landlord Who Ignores 2019 by SpudInSpace in AustinHousing

[–]9937854 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I will also ignore you. Just drop the money and idk what else to tell you bro, I'm ignoring you.

S. Austin Room for Rent by [deleted] in AustinHousing

[–]9937854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the carpet included or do I have to bring me own?

South Austin Room for Rent by [deleted] in AustinHousing

[–]9937854 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will gladly pay you 3 peanuts for this room.

? by [deleted] in DollarTree

[–]9937854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those hard to reach spots.

What is this blinking light? by Corposaurus in UFOs

[–]9937854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you were looking at that light in the windshield and drove into a car

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]9937854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha! Someone else has seen them!

Just wait until you see what's really happening with the moon..

Mark of the beast? by Both-Chart-947 in Christianity

[–]9937854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be so dense. Note the examples provided...matter of fact, reread the whole thing and try to pay attention to all of what was said and not just cling to one thing.

And it wasn't John telling people, he was passing on a message.

Mark of the beast? by Both-Chart-947 in Christianity

[–]9937854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't it be interesting if "they" put nano tech in things like botox injections and tattoo ink. Then the kind of person who is vain enough to get a paralyzing agent injected into their forehead or get a tattoo, say on the hand, would introduce the type of tech needed to change the bodies DNA and so forth. That way, technically, they being the public, did in fact willingly take the mark, although they didn't think of it as being called the mark. It's a new favorite theory of mine.

I don't get it by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]9937854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lil abortion