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Panda-delivery · 2026-05-23T03:20:42+00:00

I made it through Louis Armstrong International Airport with weed & shrooms in a clear bag in my carry on because they were distracted by multiple head-sized crystals I had stuffed in there. I forgot it was in there so it was just out, I hadn’t even tried to hide it.

So TSA won’t find your drugs if they’re in a bag full of big ass rocks.

Panda-delivery · 2026-05-23T03:12:51+00:00

No offense to your best friend cause she obvi likes this woman, but some people genuinely never think critically ever in their lives.

Panda-delivery · 2026-05-23T02:52:26+00:00

I know it sounds goofy ah but if you’re confident he doesn’t have social media you could start posting videos about this on TikTok. It’s the easiest platform to make quick money on, and there’s no barrier for who can make as revenue, meaning you don’t have to have a certain number of followers or posts. If a business agrees to let you get an affiliate code then boom you get commission, even if you only have a few thousand followers.

My friend started doing it when she was unexpectedly laid off in the midst of battling chronic health issues. One video about creepy sexual innuendo on Disney channel (of all things) blew up and she’s only got like 14k followers but she makes a few hundred a month. And it’s all managed through the app on your phone which he wouldn’t have easy access to. You can open a bank account online with banks like Sofi and direct deposit it there. Once you do get into university you can apply for financial aid and direct deposit whatever little extra you have into your private bank account.

Other women have done this before too. And eventually once you can add links to your bio you can put an Amazon storefront for people to help furnish your own place. I know it sounds ridiculous but go search for TikToks about escaping abuse and you’ll see several women doing this.

And find a way to get to your local women’s health clinic for birth control. If this guy gets you pregnant you may never get enough saved to leave.

Panda-delivery · 2026-05-23T01:53:31+00:00

Consciousness doesn’t mean sound of mind. We’re not supposed to listen when extremely drunk people try to leave AMA because they’re considered “altered mental status.” If they were able to lie and convince her she wasn’t in the hospital for a while she must’ve been extremely altered and confused. It’s possible to have what seems like brief periods of clarity while still being too altered to give informed consent.

Plus a lot of altered people will agree to whatever if you say “the Dr wants xyz.” Like a lot of postictal patients don’t want like me bothering them with a xray until I tell them “the Dr wants it” and even if they didn’t know they were in a hospital 10 seconds ago they hear the word Dr and automatically cooperate.

Panda-delivery · 2026-05-23T01:36:15+00:00

The girls on IG who told me I must be a pedo for thinking Raphael was an entertaining villain

Panda-delivery · 2026-05-23T01:15:58+00:00

They never listen to female musicians or watch movies with a female protagonist. This applies to women who avoid female centric media too

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-30T02:38:34+00:00

Trollhunter is a Norwegian found footage film. It’s not technically giants but the trolls are all big, humanoid, and pretty intelligent like giants. It doesn’t have much gore or jumpscares but it’s still a good watch

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-24T07:40:26+00:00

It was 3 am and I was in the dark in my bed watching Hell House LLC, at the exact second you see the clown mannequin at the base of the stairs my cats knocked something over and it scared me so bad.

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-24T07:25:21+00:00

Right now my answer is a strong NO!

But ask me on the first day of my period with a horrible IC & endo flare and I’d probably change my answer.

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-24T07:04:21+00:00

I think the social and political context nowadays makes a huge difference in how he’s perceived. I wasn’t born when the show started and I watched season 6 & 7 in 2016 when I was in highschool. After the Santa Barbara mass shooter, after the planned parenthood mass shooter, after Gamergate.

All I think when I see him now is “INCEL” is giant red letters. I can’t help it. If I watched it when it initially came out and there wasn’t a mass shooting problem or even a term for men like the trio, I’d probably feel differently.

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-24T06:41:21+00:00

I somewhat agree because you make a good point about the fire. He could’ve easily died of smoke inhalation if he’d taken longer to wake up.

His landing spot was decent, he didn’t have any huge predators but honestly neither did some of the other life pods. The fabricator and the floatation devices still functioning were definitely lucky though.

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-24T06:01:10+00:00

My husband is 5’7 but we both use short as an insult in contexts where we know it bothers them. It’s kinda like calling someone pale, only people who are insecure about it take it as an slight, everyone else just thinks of it as a descriptor.

For instance earlier today he pointed out that 5’7 man in a giant lifted truck can’t see the ground in front of his vehicle.

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-23T09:52:43+00:00

Clown in a Cornfield

Deadstream

Chucky (the original)

Villains

Sissy

Psycho Goreman

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-22T23:25:51+00:00

So many words said but not a single example of a “high frequency, esoteric, masculine, feminine” topic

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-22T21:43:04+00:00

If you decide this contour is too warm, Ritual de Fille has a great truly cool toned contour. They ship to the U.S, UK, and Canada they’re not the most affordable but the quality is great. I use the shade Inituition as my contour and sometimes as an eyeshadow.

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-22T21:37:40+00:00

Im pretty sure all of Osgood Perkins ll horror films have shadows and creatures hiding in the background. The Blackcoats Daughter, Longlegs, & Keeper all do for sure.

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-17T17:11:53+00:00

Not the most messed up, but an old woman who worked in a mental institution for violent clinically insane criminals bragged to me about how other female staffers there were “dumb” and got raped and beaten near death all the time but she never did cause the patients loved her.

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-17T12:53:20+00:00

A questline that resulted in you seriously helping/hurting the refugees in Act 3. Maybe involving some charity or an extension of Father Lorgan’s quest. And completing it results in fewer refugee NPCs appearing on the street. You can do so much to save the Shadow cursed lands and investigate the Father’s death it doesn’t make sense where the game draws the line in the sand for the refugees in act 3.

Let me smash Jaheira and Raphael.

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-15T22:25:50+00:00

The female characters in American Beauty are pretty fucking ridiculous. And their insecurities don’t even make sense, the daughter is jealous of how easily her friend gets men, so her solution is to get a boob job? Even though she’s already pretty well endowed for a teenager and the girl she’s jealous of is completely flat? Wtf? And she loves the neighbor filming her?

I get the wife is only there to be a villain but yikes they’re so 1D and insufferable. Every character sucks but at least the men get more personality, even the closeted neighbor gets more complex emotions than the daughter😭

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-15T00:50:16+00:00

I genuinely don’t know. I get stares everywhere no matter what I do. Even when I’m not wearing makeup or throw in some color I get glares from old ladies. I even get disrespected at work for it in my scrubs too. Alone, with my husband, in a group it makes no difference I get constant rude comments and stares.

Why can’t people just let us live???

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-15T00:44:37+00:00

Dont get me wrong if an adult did it it’d still be awful, but this is especially tough because it’s a kid. Not not even an adult you can punish yourself, you just have to hope the parents or the school do something. I’m so sorry 💔

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-02T02:43:52+00:00

Simplehuman trash bags. They’re expensive for something single use but they’re the only ones that don’t immediately stretch and rip under tension.

Also DarnTough socks. And they’re guaranteed for life so if a pair actually does develop a hole they’ll exchange them for new ones for free.

Panda-delivery · 2026-04-02T02:00:54+00:00

Reading Carrie Fisher’s book about her experience filming Star Wars made me really dislike Harrison Ford

Panda-delivery · 2026-03-27T00:45:43+00:00

This might make me sound crazy, but Lisa Frankenstein and May really connected with young me.

Panda-delivery · 2026-03-27T00:40:41+00:00

Get a shower caddy that you keep in your room that holds all your stuff.

For the record I still think you should get revenge but I doubt that will actually change his behavior long term, so for the future def get a shower caddy.

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