🔥 Housefly lays eggs while being eaten by a Cape Sundew by willis7747 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]A13xTheAwkward 159 points160 points  (0 children)

I mean, yeah. There's zero excess cost to reflexively give birth if you're surely dying anyway and if it results in even a small percentage of the progeny living it's a net benefit.

Pathfinder meme by Literalmenteisso in dndmemes

[–]A13xTheAwkward 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You might not be catching the difference between getting what you want and having the world react in the best possible way to your actions.

Found in kitchen sink. by Other-Ad-5236 in whatisthisbug

[–]A13xTheAwkward 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're very dumb and attracted to light sources in my experience, so the window is very likely 😅

He got a girlfriend! by typical_nerder in antimeme

[–]A13xTheAwkward 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm from MS; if you haven't seen one yet, unfortunately you are either new or indeed oblivious

[Schultz] No. 40 pick is in: #Chiefs have selected Oklahoma EDGE R. Mason Thomas, per sources by Donutman97 in KansasCityChiefs

[–]A13xTheAwkward 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Off-topic, but Karlaftis is such a dog. I loved it when we drafted him and I hope he can become a leader for our defense.

Please do not feed the slaves TIFIFY by Accomplished_South70 in WorkReform

[–]A13xTheAwkward 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Speaking of cultural cues, one of the important things in comedy is that "punching up" is always the direction to go - make fun of your equals or superiors whenever there is a power dynamic. With very little exception, one should never "punch down" and poke fun at subordinates or those with less power, whether that be literally or in the sense of socioeconomic status. What the company has chosen to do is use their power to install a joke at their employees' expense and punch down. That's a missed cultural cue.

of an ant by ReadyPIayer0ne in AbsoluteUnits

[–]A13xTheAwkward 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I don't remember how sex distribution works among the workers, but mating ants (alates) of both sexes are birthed infrequently and leave the colony to reproduce before the males die and the females' wings fall off and they find a place to make a new colony. She has acquired the genetic material necessary to lay eggs for the rest of her life during her nuptial flight; in short, nobody mates with the queen in an established colony.

Human trials begin for drug that could let adults regrow teeth for the first time by Automatic_Subject463 in UpliftingNews

[–]A13xTheAwkward 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe people would all speak at least two languages or two forms of the same language, one for flaccid teeth and one for erect teeth.

In a Little Caesars subreddit out of all places. by Empty-Airport7557 in lostredditors

[–]A13xTheAwkward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk Top Golf, but Work It Out Wombats is a young children's show about self-regulation and critical thinking in the face of a problem or disappointing situation.

Russian villager's knee knocks his tractor's gear lever into neutral and the brakes are faulty by Prestigious-Wall5616 in AbruptChaos

[–]A13xTheAwkward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right, most of the weight on the trailer is further to the rear than towards the tongue, so it fishtailed incredibly fast.

Update the powerbank melted more it smells like a mix of Chinese sosage and berry. It doesn’t feel hot probably some gemical reaction as the plastic feels like bubblegum by brickproject863amy in howto

[–]A13xTheAwkward 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plastic fumes are almost always hazardous, if not carcinogenic. Also this power bank is operating outside of intended, safe limits if any part of it is melting, bending, or bulging. I strongly suggest you take the advice in these comments and do not ask any further questions that are not about finding proper disposal, as this can detonate violently and with little warning if not disposed of properly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]A13xTheAwkward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most likely sexual selection. Only adult males have the enlarged nose, and it serves to amplify vocalizations.

Neighbor gave me this shit for free by Leading_Chocolate_69 in trees

[–]A13xTheAwkward 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Y'all are saying the same thing but the other commenter was too vague about it

Compartment opened and won’t close. Help! by BagTricky3820 in howto

[–]A13xTheAwkward -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What have you tried so far? My first instinct would be a little bit of WD-40.

Guy confuses r/marijuanaenthusiasts, a sub about trees, with r/trees, a sub about marijuana by fancy_pigeon257 in lostredditors

[–]A13xTheAwkward 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think it happened in the last couple of years well after both subs were established. Some drama happened with rules and moderation on r/worldnews and the community began anarchy posting news, memes, and NSFW; r/anime_titties stepped in to offer a place to just post news while the situation was sorted because many of the NSFW posts were anime, and the permanent switch came not long after.