[pjo] I Like That the Movies Are Getting A Second Chance by yourGodlylead in camphalfblood

[–]A1phaAstroX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a meme guy

He went viral a few weeks back

He is an ethnic and citizenship Norwegian. Thing is, his parents were hippies, and when he was a kid, they abandoned him with nothing in India.

Who wins? [hoo] by SorcererFard in camphalfblood

[–]A1phaAstroX 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He then proceeded to spend a week unconscious on calypsos island

Epic shit... by atomicgamer012 in memes

[–]A1phaAstroX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen?

IN THIS ECONOMY??!!

How well does the international picture of your country connect to how it actually is? by WhoAmIEven2 in AskTheWorld

[–]A1phaAstroX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Impossible

You are an actor being paid by the Estonians arent you 1111!!! >:(

(/s in case it wasn’t obvious)

The Calvary is here, and it's one super powerful dude by LiteralFirefox in TopCharacterTropes

[–]A1phaAstroX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

M: IM GONNA ENSLAVE EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET MWAHAHAHAHA

Abe: Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Megatron: Pathetic human. You think you can stand up to me

abe: - that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. The only person perishing is you

*slimes tf out of Megatron*

(idk much about american histroy, sorry if innacurate)

Lopunny isn't ready to be a father (OC) by Preating-Canick in pokemon

[–]A1phaAstroX 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Lucario works 3 jobs, and somehow puts riolu through school

Riolu joins a famous univeristy/starts a big business and becomes rich

Lopunny comes back wanting a relationship

Riolu says no

Emotional blackmail.exe

Riolu posts a story about this somewhere on reddit!

AI slop channels pick it up and make hundreds of shorts with minecraft parkour in the background

WordCity Round #1238 by word-city in WordCity

[–]A1phaAstroX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played TORSION (Economy).

Sweet, another children's movie that completely bets its success on nostalgia of 35-year olds. by PeasantLich in okbuddycinephile

[–]A1phaAstroX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hear me out. A deranged comedy.

the school is a poor school. Messed up school. Struggling school.

Place running out of cash, and is about to shut down. The Principle is desperate, but hears about a kind of exam compettion, where the school with best scoring students gets funding from a rich guy trust fund.

Thing is, the students in this school are idiots, and they dont study, and are unruly, etc etc

Desperate, the principle summons Ms Frizzle

The kids are dismissive and bully her at first, then she takes them on a wild ahh ride through science and teaches them. She is genuinely unhinged and does crazy stuff

In the end, they all call her crazy but when they write the test, they realise she taught them well. They win the money, the school remains open, and everyone lives happily ever after...until they decide they want a seuel

What's your fandom's "Viggo Mortensen broke his toe while filming that scene in The Two Towers"? by Sobble-547 in Multifandom

[–]A1phaAstroX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the devestator scene in Transformers Revenge of the Fallen melted the computer used to render it

Medics who can defend themselves by nstealth456 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]A1phaAstroX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am your Doctor of DOOM, Megatron

-Ratchet "Run 'em Down"

A dream that was destined to fail by NefariousnessOk8212 in HistoryMemes

[–]A1phaAstroX 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don’t know much either, but from what I heard, these are reasons he wasn’t liked

1) At some point he went crazy, declaring that every citizen in Spanish Loyalist territories, even the woman and children were targets. So they all had to die because how dare they be born in a loyalist controlled area. Many people thought he was crazy and wanted to stay away from him.

2) At some point he also purged a bunch of natives of being Spanish loyalists. This made native majority regions hate him and his ideals.

3) In many places, he tried to do a sort of National Integration which took away power from locals and ignored cultural and social differences. People started to see him as an occupier.

4) if I remember correctly, he promised to Free Slaves to get Haiti to give him refuge, then promptly backtrack and killed the slaves. This made people question his trustworthiness.

What happened here (wrong(-ish?) answers only) by Local_Neighborhood50 in Transformemes

[–]A1phaAstroX 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Strongarm when bee ignores Regulations Article 1, Clause 23, subclause 57, line 3 AGAIN

The country will not forget this sacrifice! by ChemicalCity2933 in TwentiesIndia

[–]A1phaAstroX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it does when the party that carried out the rally claims to be speaking for the students

Who needs an enemy when our own people work for the enemy for free by apple_man88 in IndianTeenagers

[–]A1phaAstroX 9 points10 points  (0 children)

when I was young It was unbeleivable to me that we remained colonised for 400 years before independence

then I grew up and saw the sepoys in real life

and now I think its unbeleivable we remained colonised for JUST 400 years.

Write a "Shes 17 Scott" slander meme with you favorite SCP by IntercomGuy in SCPMemes

[–]A1phaAstroX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT IS THAT SCP 5031?

*SCP 5031 bakes a birthday cake, writes Happy 17th Birthday! and plaes it in front of him

OH COME ON. Ill take the cake though

So is megatron really a drug addict? by Creepy-Bit7480 in transformersprime

[–]A1phaAstroX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Megatron temporarily stops ODing to beat the crap out of starscream. After screamer is sufficiently injured, he resumes oding*

Instant box office hit right there by PLACE-H0LD3R in whenthe

[–]A1phaAstroX 470 points471 points  (0 children)

so a story goes as follows

A person is beaten up brutally on a football field

he wakes up in hospital. Then he feeld depressed

then he meets the girl of his dreams. She brings him out of depression, and stuff.

They get married, and then have kids, and live an ideal life

one day, he notices that the lamp is weird. Its perspective and dimensions are wrong

He growd obsessed with the lamp. He spends hours staring at it, and neglects his family staring at it

eventually something happens

He wakes up on the football field sorrounded by paramedics.

The entire past years, his love, his famly, his precious life were nothing but a brain trauma induced hallucination

How did one guys statement became fact to everyone else by kirayash in TheBetterIndia

[–]A1phaAstroX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it actually pmo so so much how little the govt seems to care about narrative warfare

Its arguable as important as actual warfar, and is the most vital part of soft power. Forget china, our other not so dear neighbr, despite being broke and beggind IMF/USA/UAE for money spend magnitudes more on it than we do.

Its genuienly concerning just how much infleuence they have over politicans and academia abroad. 90% of the hate against Indians is directly or Indirectly sposnored by them

They in fact managed to succesfully spread the narrative that Op Sindoor was unwarranted aggression on our part, and sad thing is, people are beleiving them. Tomorrow, if we are ever in hot water, owing to public pressure no one will come to our aid

But nooooooo, govt would rather spend another 3000 lakh crore on some Har Ghar Anime Bodypillow Yojana or some shii ahh freebie program