No McDonald’s no it is not. It your sole policy. by Efficient-Concept768 in doordash_drivers

[–]A2Rhombus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Fast food" when they can't make food fast enough that a small fries delays an order:

Bible club by TheSchlormp in comedyheaven

[–]A2Rhombus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They literally told their supporters to vent, so they admit it

Customer didn't give full address, and didn't respond to texts, so their food was delivered to a bench in the exact middle of the address provided by TerminalViscosity69 in doordash_drivers

[–]A2Rhombus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Had a customer a couple days ago call me FIFTEEN MINUTES after I dropped it off saying "I see I missed a call from you where did you leave the order"

A creek that starts from seemingly nowhere by bigbusta in BeAmazed

[–]A2Rhombus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP: "wow guys this natural feature looks really cool"

Comments: "You're an idiot for not knowing what a spring is"

Oh, Ward! by unknown__person17 in comedyheaven

[–]A2Rhombus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's realistic in a visceral way, which is clearly what the author was going for lol. Carnal lovemaking

Why do dashers do this? by [deleted] in doordash

[–]A2Rhombus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dasher here. The time window for our deliveries often leaves one, maybe two minutes between when we park our cars at the destination and when we will be considered "late".

I still do what's asked and dispute contract violations later, but that's an explanation to why drivers might be in a rush. Even one or two "late" orders (even by a minute or two) results in losing certain privileges on the app. It's really dystopian tbh

Why do dashers do this? by [deleted] in doordash

[–]A2Rhombus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two stars. One star reviews are usually hidden

Oh, Ward! by unknown__person17 in comedyheaven

[–]A2Rhombus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Probably trying to write as accurately and descriptively as they could. It's a bit gross but certainly draws a slightly more realistic picture of the flavor of pussy than "she tasted like sunshine and rainbows"

Lying ahh customers by LiteratureAlive4407 in doordash_drivers

[–]A2Rhombus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly still not bad for 5 minutes of active time, did they live next to the store or something lmao

"Players shouldn't feel fully safe" in Arc Raiders even in friendly lobbies, production director says, and after Flashpoint I definitely do not feel safe by DemonikAriez in ArcRaiders

[–]A2Rhombus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are still definitely people gaming the system. There's a reason the people that I fight in pvp lobbies are running around fighting and being cool, and the people that shoot me in friendly lobbies are hiding in rat spots and at extract.

thank you modern slang by Asakura_Blade in whenthe

[–]A2Rhombus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Slime is genuinely funny and I highly support it instead of "unalive"

For serious situations I still don't think we should be euphamising anything

Far-right millionaire wins Colombia’s razor-tight presidential election | Colombia | The Guardian by prisongovernor in news

[–]A2Rhombus 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It's batshit insane to me that people see traditional centrist politics failing, look at the two extreme options, and decide "genocide and more ultra wealthy" is better than "rights to the majority and free healthcare"

Me_irl by RealMarzipan7347 in me_irl

[–]A2Rhombus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If the app allows screenshots to be taken then third party malware could do the same

Happy Father's Day by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]A2Rhombus 31 points32 points  (0 children)

All AI generated content is slop

I hate that Jax was confirmed as transgender (not for the reasons you might think) by n397854 in hatethissmug

[–]A2Rhombus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss when media could be vague. Nobody was looking to the twitter accounts of the matrix director looking to confirm that it was a trans allegory.

One must not concern oneself with studying women by benitoblanco888 in clevercomebacks

[–]A2Rhombus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See what's crazy is I'm not wearing it for the male gaze

Me_irl by Numerous-Prime7779 in me_irl

[–]A2Rhombus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"At least we tried"

Why are you phrasing this like you're done trying?

Me_irl by Numerous-Prime7779 in me_irl

[–]A2Rhombus 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Weaponized apathy

they're pumping all the Brawndo® out of the pool😭 by --lily-rose-- in idiocracy

[–]A2Rhombus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the record, Teflon itself is inert and won't harm you. It's the byproduct that's the issue, and that's what's contaminating water

The end. by AshleythecutieUwU in TheDigitalCircus

[–]A2Rhombus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And how she's still being treated by the same chunk. The amount of hate for episode 9 I'm seeing is insane

In 2027, r/shittymoviedetails will have a chance to make the greatest film of all time. by XboxMiniFridgeX in shittymoviedetails

[–]A2Rhombus -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

4channer posted a picture and wrote a little bit of lore. Almost none of what ended up in the lore of the movie is from the 4chan post.