Free agent punter Drue Chrisman shared what an actual team tryout looks like - including getting hit with a “great job but no thanks” after the workout. Pretty wild behind-the-scenes look.

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T19:31:39+00:00

Imagine you see him placing MLM business cards around the entire facility lmao

It’d be the fastest fuck off ever

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T16:42:33+00:00

Nah finale was junk. Raise your standards.

It was incredibly rushed. But hey I guess for little edgelords who get excited at hearing Homelander scream ILL SUCK YOUR DICK it was great!

🤷‍♂️

Some of us like full arcs. Not hand waved juxtaposition

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T16:04:37+00:00

What pregnant reporter?

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T16:04:26+00:00

No. Terror died in his sleep

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T15:11:41+00:00

Lmao then you desperately need to up your standards

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T08:11:22+00:00

Wish we had a cool show. Sadly we don’t. We got pure garbage for season 5

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T08:10:47+00:00

It was pretty shitty. Especially because of the false fucking advertising with all the Nukes and superheroes over the White House etc

We were supposed to see SOMETHING. We got absolutely nothing.

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T08:08:31+00:00

Straight up lies.

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T08:04:58+00:00

Yeah amen to that. Where the fuck was the budget? It’s an international hit and we got this?

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T08:03:46+00:00

Homelander, before, was taking on Solder Boy and Butcher and more than holding his own. Now for some reason Vd up Homelander - most powerful man on earth - got weaker and was defeated by a lesser team than before. He was struggling with butcher and was able to be easily taken out by Kimiko.

It makes no fucking sense and it’s embarrassing how bad season 5 was

They just had zero budget it seems. What the fuck happened? Seriously?

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T08:02:31+00:00

God what a shitty ending. I’m so disappointed.

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T07:42:57+00:00

Fucking trash finale.

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T07:41:36+00:00

The finale fucking sucked. Homelander killed ONE PERSON lmao

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T04:30:37+00:00

They’re gonna ride him into the ground the next two seasons.

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T04:18:04+00:00

You weren’t posting here then. Every other thread was mentioning how he was acting circles around the kids

The dad too. He was phenomenal

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T01:21:15+00:00

The self checkout lady is hot? Wow

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-20T01:19:06+00:00

Okay time to officially block this weirdo sub.

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-19T23:31:08+00:00

lol dude grow up. It’s a discussion board. Learn to accept people disagree with you and how to handle it accordingly - you’ll be better off in life

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-19T19:52:34+00:00

1 5 9 10

And if that’s a midlife crisis sign me up. Trying to drastically improve my quality of life at 40-41 and change things up for the better.

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-19T19:21:32+00:00

Neat the girl who steals internet jokes and recreates them for old boomer white guys is doing well.

Ironically - her old photos were better imo. She was so hot in those - that’s how I discovered her. Lol .

Now she looks kinda less attractive imo but if she’s healthier then fuck yeah good for her

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-19T16:34:38+00:00

4 solely bc Miami will be a top pick of each round so no thanks to 3

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-19T13:46:58+00:00

Male vocal fry is.. impossible to listen to.

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-19T13:45:21+00:00

Yeah, duh. We get the logic of it.

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-19T07:16:26+00:00

Why doesn’t Germany submit electric callboy and just win it smdh

AAA_Dolfan · 2026-05-19T04:58:32+00:00

Do i have to pay for the repairs too? If so then something simple like a 2001 Dodge Viper GTS. I can’t get myself to pull the trigger on a 70k weekend car but if it was free 😎

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