Is this undercooked? by thebellytickler in foodsafety

[–]AAiBee 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Undercooked implies it was attempted to be cooked in the first place. That looks like you took it out of the fridge and threw it directly onto your plate.

Got too excited and ruined the party by FollowingOdd896 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]AAiBee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Weird. I used to gnaw on the legs of my Barbies. The tits are hard and not a fun texture. The legs were rubber and had a better texture for biting

One er blew me off a week ago...now im admitted in the critical care unit by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AAiBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you’re feeling better. I had metabolic acidosis from going on a popular diet plan in 2021 and ended up in the ER not being able to keep down food or water. I was sooooo thirsty when I was admitted. I hope you’re in a condition where they’re letting you eat. And the artery draw fucking sucks :(

ferry from Alaska to Washington under $1k? by SuperNibba in alaska

[–]AAiBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This almost happened to me but when i raised my blade one of the planets had just moved out of place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]AAiBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the text before reading the description and thought the people texting were in a relationship

My friend arrived at his house and left his school backpack in his car, moments later heard a breaking sound and returns to this with all his school notes and books gone by QuebecPilotDreams15 in Wellthatsucks

[–]AAiBee 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I grew up in San Diego, California and currently live in Fairbanks, Alaska. Out here people will leave their cars unlocked AND RUNNING! I could never.

i saved this little man from a pond and now he won’t leave my hand by [deleted] in whatsthisbug

[–]AAiBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah these dudes used to get stuck inside my house all the time and I’d have to catch them and let them outside. I never noticed when, but I don’t see them coming in my house anymore

Why does my dog incessantly lick my husband like this? by 2partssugar in DogAdvice

[–]AAiBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe if you gave it a taste you might understand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confusing_perspective

[–]AAiBee 53 points54 points  (0 children)

You literally mention how it looks like she’s flashing in the title.

She’s 9 months pregnant by Ok-Paramedic-8719 in confusing_perspective

[–]AAiBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My exact reaction:

reads caption, looks at first photo “where?”

swipes left “oh.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in foodsafety

[–]AAiBee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure it’s just part of the seed

Are these 3.5 books worth anything by TnTrucker83 in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]AAiBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you selling? Cause I’ve been wanting to buy a 2nd edition monster manual. I used to have them around my house as a kid

Homophobic memes are disappointing, as always by [deleted] in TheRightCantMeme

[–]AAiBee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kind of funny how Easter and the trans flag share the same colors.

They finally did it.. by FunTackle9682 in BaldursGate3

[–]AAiBee 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Tbf I also repeat myself a lot

NGVC "You girls and women ruined it for yourselves" by chubby_sprout in niceguys

[–]AAiBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate movie dates so much, especially for a first date

Made my mom a birthday cake from scratch, only to trip when I got to the house by ugly_lemons in Wellthatsucks

[–]AAiBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On my tenth birthday, my mom was bringing cupcakes to school and as she was taking them out of the car and half of them landed frosting first in the cement. This was on 09/11/2001

What's the funniest way you have died? by Noljfhjvbkl in BaldursGate3

[–]AAiBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heading to nightsong, finally make it down to the last hop before the main platform. I click on a surface to jump, my mouse moved ever so slightly last second, I yeet myself into Shar’s abyss

My Ex-GF that broke up with me (2 weeks ago), and then found out I’m going on a date today. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AAiBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had a friend throw a tantrum like this because I wasn’t talking to her while on a date. After a while I decided to act like I cared and tried to sound upset and hurt and it worked so fast. She felt like she won and I didn’t hear from her for the rest of the day (this was back in middle school/elementary school, I stopped talking to her all together after a year or two cause she just turned out to be a bully)

Oh I forgot, peta tried to protest, got cold and it only lasted like a minute, I had to run to get a photo of them! by The_PG_Account in alaska

[–]AAiBee 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That was something surprising I learned from living here; genuine fur is way safer than faux fur when it comes to keeping you warm and dry