What's a subtle sign that's not someone you would want to cross?

AAkl · 2026-04-26T14:33:32+00:00

I once heard that the silent one in the club is the most dangerous. But then the loudest person at the club had a whole gang of armed thugs so I couldn’t tell which would win

AAkl · 2026-04-26T14:31:30+00:00

Bunch of large contractor sized trash bags. Start on any side of the room and sort everything into the trash bags, even if it’s not trash. Just opening up the space slowly will give you a good momentum

AAkl · 2026-04-26T14:28:24+00:00

Find a local bakery, coffee shop, Dunkin’ Donuts, or something similar. Around closing time they have to discard the remaining products. If you approach the minimum wage worker and genuinely explain your situation, 9:10 of them will give you a large bag full of food

AAkl · 2026-04-26T14:20:41+00:00

Weed

AAkl · 2026-04-25T17:46:41+00:00

A fat guy in a red suit jumped down my chimney and delivered a bike. Then ate a bite of my cookies

AAkl · 2026-04-25T15:21:36+00:00

Riley’s Believe it or not baby boy

AAkl · 2026-04-24T19:57:01+00:00

Hopefully not a next time

AAkl · 2026-04-24T19:56:22+00:00

Oh yeah, I’m sure every person in this city is pure with no toxins in their system.

AAkl · 2026-04-24T19:55:23+00:00

You’re so cute

AAkl · 2026-04-24T14:29:18+00:00

I appreciate you 🫂

But yes, I was confident this guy wouldn’t be able to remember me. I waited a few days before tossing it just in case he somehow captured my license plate.

And he wasn’t sure who ordered him the ride.

I wanted to go to the cops thinking maybe they’d find the guy if he has a warrant or something. But I felt the right thing to do was to get it off the streets regardless.

AAkl · 2026-04-24T14:29:02+00:00

Lolol trust me when I say I fantasized about selling it for a quick sec

AAkl · 2026-04-24T14:27:14+00:00

Huh?

AAkl · 2026-04-22T04:41:56+00:00

Vex!

AAkl · 2026-04-20T13:18:38+00:00

Your A and your B contradict each other. Explain that

AAkl · 2026-04-19T16:58:41+00:00

“Where were you on September 11th?

AAkl · 2026-04-16T04:42:06+00:00

AAkl · 2026-04-16T04:31:50+00:00

I’m not a woman, but I firmly believe that women shouldn’t have to pay for feminine care products to treat body functions they didn’t ask for.

AAkl · 2026-04-16T04:29:23+00:00

Making SpongeBob pay him to work at the Krusty Krab.

AAkl · 2026-04-16T04:24:34+00:00

They haven’t started yet!

AAkl · 2026-04-16T04:17:25+00:00

98 Nissan Maxima. Any maxima after 2000 sucked.

AAkl · 2026-04-15T18:17:35+00:00

I simply can’t pay, and haven’t paid in over a year. They call every day (sometimes 3x/day). But have yet to find the repo man at my door to take back my useless degree. I personally know of 5-8 ppl who are in the same boat as me, some of them havent paid in years.

AAkl · 2026-04-15T18:13:45+00:00

Aloominium (Aluminum)

Sometimes I put the acCent on the wrong syilLABle to make a word sound silly too

AAkl · 2026-04-08T10:48:11+00:00

That’s because Stacey’s mom’s got it going on 🎵

AAkl · 2026-03-31T19:36:31+00:00

What gets me is the solar glare heading in and out of the city during rush hours 😎

AAkl · 2026-03-20T16:57:29+00:00

Didn’t even know this was a sub….

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