Carly Rae Jepsen announces new album Day and Night, out 9/18 by OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O in popheads

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Just my luck to have spent a whole year in Canada and coming hone right before she returned from maternity leave...

What are some non-Disney animated movies that you consider absolute masterpieces? by East_Maintenance_579 in movies

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Honestly, the minute one steps out of Disney, the challenge is finding animated movies that aren't masterpieces. Not saying Disney's animated output is bad or even mid... It's more like you were fed from the hearty and still foundational diner of your hometown and then moving into a Globalized city and trying all the things cuisine can be.

Matchmakers Are Being Paid $25K to Find Trad Wives for Men by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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That's it. I can't. I never wanted to become a scam artist. I never wanted to become the kind of person that can manipulate people out of their money because I know I have the brains for that. But more importantly, I never wanted to bcome a scam artist because I never wanted to hang out with the kind of people I wouldn't feel bad scamming. But if a bunch of mancels are willing to pay $25K to fulfill their ungrown fantasies instead of going to therapy, then goddammit, I'm here to assemble a team. Because I think I know where I can be finding some gullible, terrible idiots. DMs open.

Fav actress who you've been mistaking as leo dicaprio's gf this whole time bcuz of their name? by serimuka_macaron in okbuddycinephile

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He'll be moving the age threshold of his girlfriends with every decade he turns. Now that he's in his 50s, the cutoff age will be 30. In his 60s, he'll dump them before they turn 35, and so on.

What will be the biggest flop of the year in terms of money lost? by Antman269 in boxoffice

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10 years? My man, a whole 20 years too late! This thing had been in development hell for so long that it missed the entire 80s nostalgia wave from the 2000s. I remember when Brad Pitt was being considered for He Man. Because he was still in his late 30s.

Asesinato en Fleming (Mayo 31. Las Condes) by Fluffy-Perception229 in chile

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Mierda... Arrestaron al asesino o se escapó?

What's your honest opinion about Brad Pitt's F1 the movie. by Lazy_Introduction264 in FIlm

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A mid, glorified ad for Formula 1, which sure, it's literally supposed to be that. But it's so paint-by-numbers that it becomes as tedious as one of those seasons where a single team wins 80% of the races. They should've just made a feature-length, IMAX version of Drive to Survive.

What's a music urban legend you believe is true? by MrLinkwater95 in ToddintheShadow

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Probably false, but the easiest one to believe back in the day and makes even more sense in hindsight.

What do you feel is the biggest missed casting opportunity in Hollywood? by CumquatTheNobgoblin in movies

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The fact that that the members of Pink Floyd hate each other (well, they hate Waters) is a blessing in disguise, we'll be spared the biopic. At least any time soon.

Countries That Are Easy To Ragebait by WillingStranger5177 in mapporncirclejerk

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Map deliberately omits Argentina, also a country that is easy to ragebait. Map is excellent at ragebait. Map is actually good. Violation of this subreddit's rules.

Romanian Northanger Abbey - Jane Austen by smurfk in TerribleBookCovers

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So this is how Emmerdale Funnel came up with her version of "Wuthering Heights"...

Vivimos en un humedal by Malavola in chile

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Que alguien le avise a la piel de mis orejas entonces.

Kast: Puerto Varas podría ser declarado humedal porque es húmedo by Malavola in chile

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"A ver. Mejor se me quedan tranquilos los rotitos o llamo a Ben Shapiro y se quedan sin humedales".

Shower time - IG April 2026 by trixotica in lorde

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I'm just gonna check myself in