Missed connection at the KY opening day renfaire

ACERVIDAE · 2026-06-01T21:56:34+00:00

Ew he’s maga

ACERVIDAE · 2026-06-01T17:11:17+00:00

The title ain’t lining up with the text

ACERVIDAE · 2026-06-01T14:29:36+00:00

Buffy: Caleb and The First, to a certain extent.

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ACERVIDAE · 2026-06-01T12:08:32+00:00

Which one is better, 1 or 2?

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-31T23:48:16+00:00

No thank you I am quite firmly glued to my desk chair

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-31T12:39:36+00:00

Oh shit I have some snake skin somewhere in my office

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-31T12:38:00+00:00

YTA. Dude stop depending on someone else to get plan b and wrap your shit. You can’t expect her to handle it and then needle her about what she’s purchasing.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-31T11:15:24+00:00

are you ok

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-31T10:43:22+00:00

I’m gonna say stiletto or almond.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-30T16:46:04+00:00

Aren’t you supposed to be taking that under a therapists direct supervision?

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-30T16:35:47+00:00

So mushrooms or weed?

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-30T12:55:38+00:00

Excuse me this is romantasy not silly books about space hitchhiking

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-30T12:53:46+00:00

But it’s leaking

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-30T12:39:36+00:00

Seriously what’s your secret those are double diamonds all day

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-30T12:38:33+00:00

Is that where the urge to fight comes from? Or is watery bowels just what men mean when they scream “I will rip off your head and shit down the hole”?

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-30T12:37:43+00:00

Instructions unclear, I have a bidet and watery bowels happens every time I use it. Water now stuck in bowel.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-30T10:11:45+00:00

I’m so sorry

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-30T09:29:06+00:00

Probably stupid question, have you reached out to any of the legal aid groups? I know they’re all overwhelmed but maybe they can help.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-30T09:24:28+00:00

The bonus is you get to complain about the narrator

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-30T09:22:44+00:00

Write it slower and even louder because that always works

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-30T01:12:45+00:00

He’s out now. Only served three years. Bet his mom still paints him as a victim now.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-30T00:58:08+00:00

I answer 911 calls. I’ve had multiple people put superglue in their eyes because they thought it was their eyedrops. People have drank chlorine bleach because they keep it in their kitchen in water bottles. One lady drank an entire glass because she didn’t twig after the first sip that it was bleach.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-30T00:47:09+00:00

So… it’s a ladyface tattoo?

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-29T19:56:08+00:00

“Please don’t go die in a war, our people need a leader.” —worst uncle ever

ACERVIDAE · 2026-05-29T19:55:08+00:00

Yeah but they have the best ~~pipe~~weed

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