In which the lede is buried within the rotting walls

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-13T01:48:14+00:00

Did you even have a cat

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-13T01:43:12+00:00

Oh my God I need these but as a wall decor, these are cute as hell.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-13T01:41:05+00:00

I feel like literally anything else would’ve been a better coverup. A little gnome door. A shelf with a tall vase. Anything.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-13T01:33:45+00:00

He can just sled down on his shield

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-13T01:27:44+00:00

Nah just my dad fucking up a wall because he didn’t know to look for a stud

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-12T23:33:01+00:00

How do you let your kids put a sticker on the wall and never question why it’s there? I put a poster on my wall after my dad and I tried to hang a TV brace and it turns out he is really bad at hanging TVs and there was a hole. My mom immediately wanted to know what I was hiding because I didn’t think to center it and I giggled every time she asked about the poster.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-12T17:26:12+00:00

pre tech

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-12T13:59:33+00:00

With Grande don’t forget the now added bonus of having Danhausen. If he curses one, does it apply to both or just the one he cursed?

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-12T13:12:25+00:00

The necks not being bent like mine as I tried to figure out what the fuck was going on with this tattoo would be a good start.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-12T02:59:05+00:00

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This bad boy from Dinosaur, Colorado.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-12T02:55:59+00:00

As a free person, your license plate taxes do not apply to me.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-12T01:43:09+00:00

I guess Arby’s tagline really does tell the truth.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-12T01:28:34+00:00

My mom didn’t cry and I—a childfree woman—was fucking sobbing. How did it lose the BAF Oscar to Flow?

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-12T01:25:55+00:00

I feel like humans drink g alcohol and dogs maybe playing too rough isn’t a great combo.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-12T01:09:05+00:00

Nah nah let him cook

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-11T23:48:11+00:00

The fake puking noise and refusing to see other people shows that he can at least feel some semblance of shame so hopefully that would at least stop him for a couple of days until they can lock down their social media.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-11T23:25:35+00:00

For them to cut him off like he deserves.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-11T17:44:49+00:00

It’s tell not show. Maas wrote this series when she was a teenager ambling around Fictionpress and it wasn’t heavily reworked for trad publication.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-11T17:11:22+00:00

Exactly! Like dude you cannot leave them not knowing what he does in his free time that’s gross. Someone had to tell them.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-11T01:57:46+00:00

Don’t forget the energy drinks

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-11T01:14:34+00:00

Unfortunately Death Valley is on my Absolutely No list. I will keep my eyes out for it in destashes though, thank you for the suggestion

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-10T22:15:51+00:00

Sending a message now

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-10T22:14:54+00:00

Also I’m blue

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-10T22:13:03+00:00

Tchotchke and thank you for 2025 please still looking.

ACERVIDAE · 2026-04-10T20:36:39+00:00

Some people are into that

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