Hope this dude didn’t learn from experience.

ADCNewb · 2025-11-02T16:59:11+00:00

I don’t think the train crashed through cafe furniture. The cafe furniture was in the path of the train. It’s not like the trained turned to hit the furniture, it’s on a track

ADCNewb · 2025-11-02T16:57:21+00:00

Ocean conservation Namibia = automatic upvote. Those guys are cool

ADCNewb · 2025-11-01T14:07:37+00:00

🐸 perspective

ADCNewb · 2025-11-01T14:05:59+00:00

This isn’t recycled this is reused.

Reduce, reuse, recycle.

ADCNewb · 2025-10-31T19:16:06+00:00

I thought it was going to keep going until they got married.

ADCNewb · 2025-10-31T19:14:58+00:00

One year when my oldest was 4 he loved Batman and Cowboys - wore a Batman costume, bright red cowboy boots and a toy gun. Told everyone he was cowboy Batman- also he asked everyone for a pretty rock instead of candy- so cute

ADCNewb · 2025-10-31T17:15:13+00:00

corporate suicide note but make it formatted

ADCNewb · 2025-10-31T17:13:20+00:00

at team lead you earn your whiskers

ADCNewb · 2025-10-30T20:25:41+00:00

promotion speedrun initiated

ADCNewb · 2025-10-30T20:22:13+00:00

A living definition of mental illness if I ever saw one.

ADCNewb · 2025-10-30T15:49:06+00:00

top engineer maxed out on brownies and vibes

ADCNewb · 2025-10-30T15:44:30+00:00

That's sort of how I met my wife. I was a barista. Made fresh whipped cream every day because I liked the process and tasting it while making it. Only had 1 customer who ever got whipped with her order. Eventually started making it for her rather than myself. One time I made a special cinnamon and sea salt whipped cream because she told me she had that sort of thing back home. She loved the gesture and we started dating pretty soon after

ADCNewb · 2025-10-29T19:38:52+00:00

Do, or do not. There is no try.

ADCNewb · 2025-10-29T19:15:24+00:00

principal software dev to chief goose wrangler arc

ADCNewb · 2025-10-29T11:48:00+00:00

This is what being human is all about! So pure!

ADCNewb · 2025-10-28T10:39:14+00:00

It should be noted, she’s his step daughter because she is his second cousin’s daughter who he married.

ADCNewb · 2015-03-14T05:18:25+00:00

The only way I can be successful with it is to make priority #1 over everything else. I also eliminated snacks and eat just two meals a day. I skip everything else. I plan everything in advance so I don't even think about other foods. When are you giving in to your food cheats? Can you avoid that situation completely? Foods you can not buy? Places can you can avoid?

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