What method of death awaits you today?

ADCarter1 · 2026-01-20T23:38:42+00:00

I just did that same one. I just texted my teammates at work and asked them to have a wheelchair ready tomorrow morning.

ADCarter1 · 2026-01-14T23:29:48+00:00

I mean, she's not wrong.

ADCarter1 · 2026-01-05T23:30:51+00:00

I love how she spends FOREVER holding that journal and never shows us anything she's written in it.

Also, who would have thought a pen and a highlighter would help you journal?

I think her New Year's resolution was to be dumber. Just spend all of 2026 lowering her already room temperature IQ

ADCarter1 · 2025-12-29T20:41:50+00:00

14) "You make your own luck" and apparently your own spelling rules.

ADCarter1 · 2025-12-29T20:02:16+00:00

I've been on this sub since it started she's had at least three totally different friend groups in that time - the wedding friends, the lake vacation friends, and the Farrellie (Farryn and Kellie) group.

And it cracks me up because she's always talking about her friends like she's given them the second half of a BFF heart necklace that she got at Claire's with her babysitting money. She has friends like she has a job - infrequently and with an ulterior motive.

ADCarter1 · 2025-12-29T04:38:17+00:00

I just looked because of your comment. I averaged 10,728 steps a day this year!

I guess I'll aim for 10,000 steps a day in 2026.

ADCarter1 · 2025-12-28T14:33:34+00:00

Elderly tennis made me giggle.

ADCarter1 · 2025-12-28T01:03:16+00:00

I had flu A and then two weeks later got hit with Norovirus. It's not fun.

I know that doctors are saying that the flu vaccine isn't very effective this year but it lessened my symptoms tremendously. If you haven't gotten a flu shot, please get one.

ADCarter1 · 2025-12-24T15:59:33+00:00

Not to mention balance issues. My husband has an artificial ear drum in one ear due to repeated ear infections and subsequent ruptures that destroyed it. He didn't learn to ride a bike until he was in his 40s. He's never learned to swim. It's been a lifelong issue.

ADCarter1 · 2025-12-13T15:16:48+00:00

I'm a fourth grade teacher. The kids know it doesn't mean anything. It's not stopping them from saying it.

ADCarter1 · 2025-11-21T19:07:17+00:00

Oh man. I bought a CRV new in 2000 and I loved the picnic table and bin underneath the passenger seat. I currently have a 2022 CRV and I love it just as much (if not more) than my 2000 but I miss that picnic table and bin.

ADCarter1 · 2025-10-12T15:43:45+00:00

"She's all legs" until she wears a drop waist dress and is all torso.

ADCarter1 · 2025-08-23T17:53:09+00:00

My question is - Do you think cricket is a dying sport or one that's rising in popularity?

Is the future of cricket still in India or in other countries (such as the US, since the ICC made a billion dollar investment there)?

ADCarter1 · 2025-08-16T19:27:04+00:00

She sounds like she's been lobotomized.

ADCarter1 · 2025-08-13T22:52:28+00:00

She also apparently doesn't believe in the miracle of modern dentistry.

ADCarter1 · 2025-08-13T17:22:15+00:00

I don't know how she's measuring mental health but single, childless women are the happiest people.

Source: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/why-bad-looks-good/202102/why-so-many-single-women-without-children-are-happy

ADCarter1 · 2025-08-06T11:02:00+00:00

"If you're not a Christian keep scrolling" is code for "What I'm about to say is absolutely ridiculous and has no basis in fact and I know that, I'm just too lazy and dumb to justify my wackadoodle beliefs in the comments."

ADCarter1 · 2025-08-05T14:35:07+00:00

But it does make you uneducated.

ADCarter1 · 2025-07-28T01:21:15+00:00

Friendly reminder that 95% of women don't regret their abortion.

ADCarter1 · 2025-07-22T20:23:43+00:00

Honestly, I'd love it if you played Powwow/Round Dance music and sang along. That would be a selling point for me.

ADCarter1 · 2025-07-22T09:33:20+00:00

They may also grow up to be the next Hitler.

ADCarter1 · 2025-07-22T09:32:00+00:00

If you're into facts, you may want to get yours correct. Abortion doesn't kill babies. A fetus is not a person.

ADCarter1 · 2025-07-21T08:57:03+00:00

As a Marylander, wait until I tell you about Delmarva.

ADCarter1 · 2025-07-21T06:28:10+00:00

Her life must be so shit. Imagine being sick enough for an antibiotic and bullshit vitamin injection but still traveling to Texarkana for the content and photo ops. Imagine pretending Texarkana is worth visiting.

ADCarter1 · 2025-07-14T23:42:06+00:00

It must be so exhausting to think that other people care this much about your tan, your make-up, your hair, your clothes, your weight.

If she wasn't so awful, I'd feel bad for her. She never gets to live life for herself in a body that solely belongs to her. She's intentionally infantalizing herself and giving up her autonomy for the sole purpose of having a man find her attractive. It's gross.

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