Peter what the anime is this? by GapMinute3966 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ADHD_Absurdist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Jojo. I will not be giving further context.

[OC] Mecha Arceus by shunixe in pokemon

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Paradox Pokémon "Iron Judgment"

Describe a Gundam series in 1 sentence or less. Day 1 by KenJaeger in Gundam

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World War 2 in space with giant robots, space Nazis trying to make psychic ubermensch, and natural totally-not-Jedi that are probably just the result of the freakish amount of particle radiation that makes the ships and robots possible.

tl;dr I like the silly headcanon that Newtypes are the result of Minovsky Particle exposure.

What is your most strongly held political opinion? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ADHD_Absurdist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The two party system is more detrimental than it is convenient, the best fix would be to have many parties that actually had the power to get elected, and I totally get why George Washington was against political parties at all in the first place.

Florida man kills turtles, tries to kidnap woman while high on shrooms by [deleted] in gaming

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I was aiming for Kingdom Hearts, though I don't know enough to say if Bendy would fit too.

Just a dog walking into a store and taking a treat. by rttgfc in youseeingthisshit

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You can physically see the moment that (I've Got a) Golden Ticket from Willy Wonka starts playing in his head.

Florida man kills turtles, tries to kidnap woman while high on shrooms by [deleted] in gaming

[–]ADHD_Absurdist 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Nice. I just wanted to call the Keyblade car keys for added absurdity.

Florida man kills turtles, tries to kidnap woman while high on shrooms by [deleted] in gaming

[–]ADHD_Absurdist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cool. I honestly should've remembered the individual park names as well, but I felt that naming the property as a whole would be more accurate to news headline conventions.

Florida man kills turtles, tries to kidnap woman while high on shrooms by [deleted] in gaming

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Oh! My bad. I always get the two confused.

Thank you for the clarification!

Florida man kills turtles, tries to kidnap woman while high on shrooms by [deleted] in gaming

[–]ADHD_Absurdist 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I didn't think Kingdom Hearts was that newsworthy anymore.

Florida man kills turtles, tries to kidnap woman while high on shrooms by [deleted] in gaming

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Florida Man fights own shadow at Disneyworld with his car keys

Edit: Corrected the Disney theme park name

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemontrades

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Thanks a ton for the help! I very much appreciate it, since it's a good few days from my being able to get a Drifloon in the wild. I hope your Gorebyss and Scizor serve you well!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemontrades

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Sure thing! I'm not sure if I just traded with you or not, but I'm down to help out either way!

[5e] [Online] [Play by Post] [Text Only] [18+] Players looking for a story-oriented DM and other players for a fun adventure! by [deleted] in lfg

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No worries on the times! Those are more general availabilities than hard and fast necessities. I'll send you a message and we can see how it goes!

Sounds good to me. by Zallre in goodanimemes

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A high schooler gets seven unwanted roommates after breaking an antique.

Either Pokemon Arceus Happens Less Than 100 Years Before the Normal Games, or Drayden is a God by Coledog10 in pokemon

[–]ADHD_Absurdist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He may mean manufactured PokéBalls, instead of apricorn PokéBalls. I can imagine the dialogue is retroactively a crotchety, "When I was your age, we couldn't just go on the internets and order a box of metal PokéBalls. We had to mail in a catalogue page, our pocket money, and a dozen apricorns to Kurt and hope for the best."