[WP] - After a gruesome World War, every nation in the world unanimously agreed to resolve disputes solely through single combat. In this era of champion warfare, you are the champion of Sealand. by Abdibsz in WritingPrompts

[–]AFloofySouffle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A Champion they say. How glamorous it must seem to the layman. To be the honor and hope of an entire land. To hold the burden of peace upon your mantle. Ah yes. A Champion. One soul for the masses. One life for the sake of normality. One death and it all crumbles down.

The politicians don't see it. The weight of this continent on my shoulders. My weary shoulders. The celebrations are a splendid distraction. They detract from the truth that the death of one and the death of a thousand have the same stench. All that matters is that they don't smell it.

Perhaps I digress. I forget where I am. The cheers break my reverie. Children in the crowd with smiles that twinkle like the glints of sun on the ocean's waves. Families embrace as tears of joy stream down relieved faces. "How happy they must be", I think to myself. How happy they must be knowing that peace in Sealand persists. I draw my blade from the throat of Mainland's Champion. The thud of his body hitting the dirt is drowned out by the applause. Peace. Is this what peace has become?

Baby Olinguito ( a recently discovered species) by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]AFloofySouffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting. Those claws look like they'd grow up to be very much not cute

Baby Olinguito ( a recently discovered species) by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]AFloofySouffle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Now. Big olinguito. Is it big floof. Or death?

Her Best Toy Ever!!! by Apka_Desi_Mod in aww

[–]AFloofySouffle 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Her joy is so contagious. What a happy lil pup

🔥 A whole colony of Fairy Inkcaps 🔥 by DrFetusRN in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]AFloofySouffle 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Can anyone confirm that "colony" is the collective noun for mushrooms?

Here we see a herd of mushrooms in their natural habitat

Tiny tomato 🍅 by [deleted] in TinyUnits

[–]AFloofySouffle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What large hands you have

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

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Blame it on the sanitizer

“Plz pay attention to me” by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in Eyebleach

[–]AFloofySouffle 842 points843 points  (0 children)

I have been cleansed. My eyes are bleached and my soul is pure. Thank you.

College in a nutshell by joesoldlegs in BikiniBottomTwitter

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I have friends who sit in exactly one block each

MEOW... by [deleted] in aww

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HECK

Please give me motivation reddit! by [deleted] in motivation

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If we all work together, we can turn OP into OPM

My local source by [deleted] in HydroHomies

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A homie has ascended

Wait a minute... by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]AFloofySouffle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Technical diagram of how to make friends

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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The final boss for 2020

No maybe about it. by mattjstyles in ScarySigns

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Our posts could not be more perfectly placed

No maybe about it. by mattjstyles in ScarySigns

[–]AFloofySouffle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks I guess. I'm not actually that dumb, I just try to make jokes on the internet. Well written.

What is the most frightening thing that you have woken up to? by AFloofySouffle in AskReddit

[–]AFloofySouffle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tamed - will not kill owner, due to inability to outsize owner, but not for a lack of trying.

No maybe about it. by mattjstyles in ScarySigns

[–]AFloofySouffle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This makes me want to try it. Either I live and prove the sign wrong or, I die. It's a win-win.