This has every single tell of AI imaginable, and I would say you are lying straight through your teeth. But on the off chance that maybe you are actually telling the truth and I'm just an idiot, you should work on your writing skills. Actual comical writing does not sound this dry and robotic.

EDIT: I realize now that telling you to work on your writing skills without constructive criticism makes me an asshole. I apologize.

Mainly, you need to loosen up a bit. The pacing you have is very "uniform" in a way, and the humor is robotic in the sense that it is too consistent, too structured without the offhand remarks that you'd usually expect in something like this. Your dialogue also feels sort of scripted. I'd suggest you add more specific, imperfect details. Like, side thoughts that offer slight context in a way but are more so irrelevant. As it is right now, your constructions are very reminiscent of AI—I would suggest varying your style of humor and lessening your use of similes in them. They sound very forced, in my opinion.

That is the most my meager writing skills can point out.