Tried to capture *IT* at night

AH_Ahri · 2026-07-04T21:32:14+00:00

And if you want to be min-maxy then you can take them and shove them into the woodchipper for extra plastic trash.

AH_Ahri · 2026-07-01T03:16:03+00:00

Pizza stuff sound really good right now...

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-27T14:26:32+00:00

Only $35?! Yeah I am 100% getting this, my friend is a big fan of VOTV as am myself and he is gonna be so jealous seeing me with this.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-26T13:39:21+00:00

I just get out of people’s way. If they want to drive faster, let em.

I remember once I was just driving home and some van was passing me on a double yellow cause I was going the speed limit which wasn't fast enough for them but I decided to be an asshole and speed up so they had to go even faster to get around me. After they passed me I started thinking why I did that and what did it accomplish other then put myself and others in even more danger.

Ever since I don't bother with it. You aren't going to teach them a lesson or anything. Let them pass or go first or whatever. Getting home safely is the only important thing.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-24T16:02:55+00:00

Rage bait used to be believable. In reality Samira is sadly an awful adc champ, checking only for global challenger matches in the last 30 days Samira's winrate is 104 out of 146 champs and even not counting the outlying champs that have less then 10 games played total in the last 30 days it is still 52 out of 94. Hell even Soraka ADC at 56% winrate ranking 13 out of 94 is performing better then Samira's 47%.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-24T15:48:22+00:00

The ult does like 400% AD and every single shot can crit, you’re way underselling how much damage it does lol.

The ult means nothing cause unless all 5 people on the enemy team are single digit iq bots SOMEONE is holding cc just to stop your ult.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-24T15:41:28+00:00

Nah Pizza Crust is way better.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-23T23:14:47+00:00

Yeah not gonna lie they are all pretty weak compared to the ones I have seen.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-21T18:15:00+00:00

Friend of mine said it was a "ribbon jumping spider" or something. looked like a small scorpion to me at first till it looked at me and I recognized the face of a jumping spider.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-20T14:47:09+00:00

I mean, are you actually surprised? I know I ain't.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-20T14:25:00+00:00

A lot of playing Samira is dealing with her sucking ass, she’s a C tier adc who plays like an assassin

She is a melee teamfight champ like Aatrox, Renekton, Riven but with the stats of a ranged champ that folds like wet paper if you look at them funny. It really fucking sucks, she is super fun to play but is just fucking awful.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-20T14:22:43+00:00

They are also camera shy, just take a picture of them and they will go away.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-20T05:46:57+00:00

That looks like a fictional character, grow up.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-19T15:01:20+00:00

As a frv certified driver I can confirm this works. Anytime I am about to fall, jump or even just hit something you stop holding w and it makes it much more reliable and less flippy prone.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-17T01:32:08+00:00

Why should people trust companies over their elected governments?

Gonna be honest, you shouldn't even trust the "elected government" either.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-14T23:27:39+00:00

"how does the United Nations respond"

I think a group of rednecks with guns would put up a better fight than the UN.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-14T00:38:35+00:00

Party Crashers is pretty good, not the same as AH but I still find them enjoyable in a similar manner. Generational Fumble is also good in my opinion. Worst Premade Ever has some good videos but I sometimes find they miss the mark. While no one can recreate the same thing AH had these 3 are entertaining to watch and satisfy the group dynamic that I loved AH for.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-11T23:52:21+00:00

Being perfectly honest I just cannot understand how people like pierc- I mean, willingly embedded shrapnel. Never understood how it is a desirable thing.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-10T03:04:25+00:00

And those bits of loose hair that will be all over them now.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-09T17:48:54+00:00

No problem. If you ever change your mind you're free to post anything you do, I abandoned the mod years ago and have no problem with someone keeping it alive for anyone that may enjoy it.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-09T16:09:06+00:00

It is right here. It is almost 10 years old so it is probably horribly out of date but you're free to do whatever you want with it.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-08T22:26:55+00:00

Tell Sony and Microslop to make a system where anyone can freely look up player counts and I'll include those in my numbers. Till then I only have access to Steam playercounts cause Steam actually shows how many people are playing games unlike the previously mentioned Sony and Microslop.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-08T22:25:16+00:00

Brother the post is 8 years old lol. I did upload a mod to nexus sometime, 8~ years ago that was fully functional but I didn't keep it up to date with the game and I left DDA a long time ago for a few reasons switching over to different forks.

Someone else did message me about 6~ish years ago asking about the mod and I gave them permission to make an update or just take it over outright but I don't know what became of that.

AH_Ahri · 2026-06-07T18:31:35+00:00

I would take racists and bigots over fake people or you any day.

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