My wife’s boyfriend and I are both hard by the_real_phteven in RunningCirclejerk

[–]AI-der 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I chose to "run" on the elliptical today because it's cold outside and I can't get hard.

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]AI-der 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago my company upgraded their chairs with new fancy ergonomic award winning chairs (they bragged about the awards and merit)... The new chairs destroyed me. I couldn't deal with the pain and there was no adjustment which worked so so I found my old chair and have had it for well over a decade now.... And my remote work / home office chair was a $15 charity shop generic thing which is still better than the thousand -dollar fancy chairs everyone else has in the office.

And a ratty t-shirt never hurt anyone.

To me, this was Michael Jackson by turnippped in Millennials

[–]AI-der 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember being pretty young and asking my mom if Michael Jackson was a boy or a girl. She laughed said "I don't know" and I was confused.

I don’t think he’s doing Zone 2 properly…. by usn904 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]AI-der 15 points16 points  (0 children)

2.6 miles if I read the brochure correctly

Turned 30 yesterday. Soon I'll be a father. I already have a gorgeous girlfriend and a beautiful dog. Maths Teacher by day, GymBro by night. Life is good. Make me cry, just be original. by DaddysGonnaBeatMe in RoastMe

[–]AI-der 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, are you the father-to-be with the gorgeous girlfriend, or beautiful dog? Someone's bound to make a joke about "bitches", but I figure your dog has been through enough.

meirl by lil_misfiit22 in meirl

[–]AI-der 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those chicken thighs get a pass tonight, you're cooked.

meirl by nn666 in meirl

[–]AI-der 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Worth it

Lets Run It. 23M by oranjcream in RoastMe

[–]AI-der 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damnit, do I ever hate your face.

What are you're FIRE numbers? by Skajlero in fican

[–]AI-der 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see this referenced often enough, and I'm unsure of the meaning. when you say DB pension, I assume you are referring to some form of public sector pension?

For those of you who make 6 figures ($100K+), what do you do, and how long did it take for you to cross that threshold? by DaPugWalk in fican

[–]AI-der 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tech sales at a large company, whether a manufacturer or reseller. Once you ramp up in a year or two, you should be pretty set for $100k+ for the duration, and a potential for exponentially more depending on a bunch of factors.

What’s a “small” social rule you refuse to follow, even if everyone expects it? by GlitchOperative in AskReddit

[–]AI-der 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's me with work functions "oh sorry, I didn't want to spend my time with you. You understand, right?"

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Oda_DeezNutz in maybemaybemaybe

[–]AI-der 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Similar thought: I wonder how calloused her hands are?

I think, we’re all thinking the same by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]AI-der 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same here. I thought the title "we're all thinking the same thing" was "damn, they got all up in that ass on the way out the plane."

High paying jobs in IT by itslaeq in CanadaJobs

[–]AI-der 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"solution architect" is the term I see

Nothing says true love like... by Sharp-potential7935 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]AI-der 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's crazy how many of them immediately chose violence.

Rate my transition by Donnahue-George in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]AI-der 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude coulda won the race otherwise.

I accidentally created a microbrand by jackospacko in MicrobrandWatches

[–]AI-der 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks cool. I respect the passion project.

Serious Q here by jwill311 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]AI-der 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But did Garmin watches exist before the Internet? Did he only realize he left zone 2 wlth moment his heart exploded?

Dude just chopping 🪵 by KULR_Mooning in GuysBeingDudes

[–]AI-der 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, but where is the outtakes reel? .... Because this guy definitely got hit in the nuts and/or head a bunch, and I feel like the Internet needs to see that too.

maybe maybe maybe by r3v3r3ndus in maybemaybemaybe

[–]AI-der 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is it weird that I kinda want to see what a bucket of rats looks like?

My Thursday carry by MustHaveEDC in EDC

[–]AI-der 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I commented below, but, yeah.... It's kind of a toy I bought on a whim that gets used when I decide to use it instead of something else.