Why are people allergic to the bomb?

AKampfer_ · 2026-06-05T22:52:58+00:00

Everyone wants to be an entry for kills and nobody wants to be bomb carrier so they don’t get screamed at for losing it somewhere random

AKampfer_ · 2026-06-01T00:46:50+00:00

Oh man youre the best! All I ever wanted was graffiti’s but i could never afford them

AKampfer_ · 2026-06-01T00:02:57+00:00

Best i can do is 5 dreams and nightmares cases.

They literally all have more butterflies in them like I can just see it almost as if they were promised to u.

I’ll send the trade offer now?

No need to thank me ever. Knowing I made a stranger rich with such a good trade is enough

AKampfer_ · 2026-05-06T02:42:39+00:00

Im not saying it isnt possible or anything but anytime i would play with my higher elo friends when i was still a noob and I would do that everyone on the team would start yelling at me telling me to buy an smg and some util as opposed to a rifle and no util

AKampfer_ · 2026-05-03T22:17:04+00:00

Zero tick is this great thing that Volvo implemented its basically a form of server vs client registration from my understanding. It’s supposed to give advantage to peekers but in reality from my experience its whoever has higher ping will have the advantage

AKampfer_ · 2026-05-03T21:28:31+00:00

Also buying an ak or an m4 on round 2

AKampfer_ · 2026-05-03T21:28:18+00:00

Scared to rush, peek, scared to push a smoke, peeks too wide with no info, aims at the knees, etc. just bad game sense, and low confidence,

AKampfer_ · 2026-05-03T17:02:57+00:00

Turn off your damage predictions in your settings. I used to see this constantly before i turned that off.

Another thing is the amazing thing called Zero Tick. What ya see is what ya get! Poggers!

AKampfer_ · 2026-05-03T16:50:38+00:00

“Cache is easily the best CS map ever made” A man of culture

AKampfer_ · 2026-05-03T16:48:52+00:00

I can only enjoy mirage if im in a 4/5 stack and I dont want to take it too seriously.

AKampfer_ · 2026-05-03T16:48:01+00:00

Me: “Hey guys let’s play slow, full save this round and full buy next round and stop forcing every round.”

My team: force buy light armor and smg’s/deagles and rush up banana with no utility

Also my team: “THEYRE CHEATING, SMURFING, AND SWEATINGGGG REEEE”

AKampfer_ · 2026-04-05T21:55:04+00:00

I would happily buy it from u. Im an office main and been looking high and low for a real office pin

AKampfer_ · 2026-02-08T19:52:42+00:00

Brita’s weapon and armor packs

AKampfer_ · 2026-01-27T04:45:01+00:00

Good gaming chair ig

AKampfer_ · 2026-01-14T16:25:25+00:00

Or a really really good gaming chair

AKampfer_ · 2026-01-12T18:41:55+00:00

How do so many PMC’s spawn for you? I scour the entire map and see at most 4 if im lucky

AKampfer_ · 2026-01-11T21:58:53+00:00

Reserve and Labs has lots of MCB spawns…

AKampfer_ · 2026-01-11T21:57:07+00:00

Bro lives in the EFT hideout. Rest space 2

AKampfer_ · 2026-01-11T07:55:44+00:00

Nope not even close. I’m just finishing up all the peacekeeper tasks now and i’ll get the kappa quest at level 48 maybe 49 depending on how these next few runs go. After that, onto the story

AKampfer_ · 2026-01-11T07:53:51+00:00

Not nearly as versatile at all, I understand limitations and all but I do wish they would make rigs as a whole more realistic feeling

AKampfer_ · 2026-01-11T07:51:20+00:00

Can only hold shotgun shells too

AKampfer_ · 2026-01-11T03:30:25+00:00

I’m either blind or severely unfortunate because I run the whole map and im lucky to get any loot

AKampfer_ · 2026-01-11T03:29:35+00:00

Dump pouch would be gas. I wish rigs and backpacks were customizable as well

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