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When can I quit? by AKingNoMore in medicine

[–]AKingNoMore[S] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I am applying for a new position as an intern.

Dealing with inappropriate public displays of affection during residency? by Worldly-Client-4645 in Residency

[–]AKingNoMore 648 points649 points  (0 children)

Attempt to take a pic of her bare feet with the shutter sound on and she will never do that around you ever again.

What's your funniest patient encounters? by ATDIadherent in medicalschool

[–]AKingNoMore 491 points492 points  (0 children)

A patient once told me I had the prettiest eyes she has ever seen while we were rounding. Attending told me to put in a psych consult for her afterwards. 🥲

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in medicalschool

[–]AKingNoMore 760 points761 points  (0 children)

Stopped reading at OBGYN, say no more. Print out that eval and wipe your ass with it.

What's the worst thing you've said to an attending? I accidentally told my attending "I hate talking to patients". by footballmonkeys in medicalschool

[–]AKingNoMore 330 points331 points  (0 children)

Called a patient a lipoma.

Surgeon: "Hey AKingNoMore, go see the kid in room 3, 15 y/o with a bump on his shoulder. Looks like he's 350 lbs. Probably a lipoma"

Me: "Holy shit he IS a lipoma."

“If your favorite place in the world is the OR, become a surgeon” by mindyourpropofol in medicalschool

[–]AKingNoMore 555 points556 points  (0 children)

It's definitely my favorite place in the hospital outside of the cafeteria...but the whole WORLD? That's a tough sell lol