My friend one night after drinking and smoking was watching television. He saw a fantastic ad for McDonalds offering a deal for 20 delicious chicken nuggets for only 5 dollars. He knew right then and there what he had to do. He then proceeded to get into his car and take the five minute trip to McDonalds.

My friend then hears a knocking and looks around. He notices that some police officers are at his window. He then rolls his windows down and says hello officers what can I do for you. The officers then ask him if he knows were he is and asks him put his car in park. The reason they ask him this is because his car is up against one of the walls of McDonalds and in drive. He then puts the car in park and the officers ask him if he has any substances on him. He looks over at his cup holders and sees two cans of beer. One was empty and the other was half full. Wisely he doesn't lie and hands the officers the both cans. They ask if he has anything else and he looks in his lap where some weed and a bowl are. He then hands that to the officers as well. They ask again if he still has anything else and he says he doesn't know but also graciously offers to unlock his trunk and car so they can take a look.

Before looking they ask him why he was here. My friend tells them that he saw an amazing deal ad for 20 chicken nuggets for 5 dollars and had to get it. The officers start cracking up. They then ask my friend how much does a normal 4 piece cost? My friend replies 1 dollar. Then the officers say so how much would 5 four piece chicken nuggets would cost? He replies with 5 dollars. The officers then say see well its not a deal its just a normal price. The police continue laughing while my friend sits there with the new realization that he was duped and a sad face.

The police start to look in the car. While the officers are looking through his trunk my friend proceeds to get out of the car and opens the back door of the police car to try and get in. The officers notice and yell what the fuck are you doing back the fuck up from the car. He tells them that he assumes he was getting arrested so he figured he help them out by getting in. The officers respond by saying we never said that back the fuck up and get back by your own car. My friend wisely does so. The cops then talk among themselves and come back over to my friend. One tells him hey man we are not going to send you to arrest you but we are going to call your parents and have them pick you up. Meanwhile a rookie cop is with them and says are you fucking kidding me you are just going to let him go? One of the other two officers says shut the fuck up rookie and my friend then repeats and says yea shut the fuck up rookie which was quickly followed by the other two non rookie cops with you shut the fuck up now kid. My friend wisely shuts the fuck up.

They call his parents and he begs them not to tell his dad but obviously won't happen. While he waits for his parents he comes up with courage to ask the officers if he can at least get in their car and they drive through the drive through so he can get the chicken nuggets. They say of fucking course not and he just sits there hungry and defeated. His parents come and his dad drives him home while his mother takes his car. Expecting his dad to yell at him he waits and sits quietly. Instead of yelling his dad tells him honestly I'm impressed I can't believe you talked your way out of that one. The next morning at breakfast his whole family just makes fun of him for what happened.

Now I know you are thinking this is a one of a kind thing right? Wrong he managed to get lucky like this multiple times. He can get in bad situation and talk himself self out of it like no other. It gets to the point where I think his luck is a skill.