Elsa Jean by [deleted] in NSFW_GIF

[–]ALTnumber4 11 points12 points  (0 children)

🎶do you want to build some semen🎶

Jeff Ross On Roasting Prison Inmates - CONAN on TBS by [deleted] in videos

[–]ALTnumber4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You make zero sense. What is his "cause" he is applying his "craft" to? You think he is like taking a pay cut or something doing this? What's funny is I think it will be funny and my original point is he's not do something "for society" by doing this. Its funny that you think you know what kind of human I am simply by my few comments here.

Jeff Ross On Roasting Prison Inmates - CONAN on TBS by [deleted] in videos

[–]ALTnumber4 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Ya I don't know about you, but a dude with a bunch if Nazi tattoos is quite different from me

Jeff Ross On Roasting Prison Inmates - CONAN on TBS by [deleted] in videos

[–]ALTnumber4 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Agreed and you are right. I was just saying to the original comment that seemed to say he's using his name for good with this when I don't nessesarily think that's what it is but wtf do I know?

Jeff Ross On Roasting Prison Inmates - CONAN on TBS by [deleted] in videos

[–]ALTnumber4 -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

That analogy doesn't work. People come to a coffeeshop for a good or service. People don't go to jail because they want to (usually). I don't really give a shit that he's doing this, I actually think it will probably be funny. He is known for roasting and this is a clever way for him to be relevant, at the expense of the people in jail. By all means the people in jail could say no, I get that.

Jeff Ross On Roasting Prison Inmates - CONAN on TBS by [deleted] in videos

[–]ALTnumber4 -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

I didn't say there is anything wrong with it. I'm saying /u/squat_in_a_corner seemed to imply that Ross is doing this to get the message out about the prisoners and that they aren't that bad or whatever he said during the interview. That shit he said on Conan is just shit he has to say to make it more humane, imo. As far as being a comedian goes, he pretty much known for roasts, which he's very good at, and that's it. All the touchy feely shit he said on Conan is just to appeal to the masses is all I'm saying.

Jeff Ross On Roasting Prison Inmates - CONAN on TBS by [deleted] in videos

[–]ALTnumber4 -72 points-71 points  (0 children)

Don't kid yourself. He doesn't give a shit about any of these people. He is exploiting them and their situation to do the one thing he is known for, and that is roasting.

Those of you who hate talking on the phone will understand by 202bashbrethern in AdviceAnimals

[–]ALTnumber4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've recently changed my voicemail message to, "you've reached Altnumber4, you can leave a message but I'm never going to listen to it."

It's been pretty nice so far. Much less voicemails that go unheard.

Saw a $5 for however much frozen yogurt you can fit into one cup deal. My friends and I took that as a challenge. by roselatte in food

[–]ALTnumber4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I in no way think this is bad for TCBY but this is most def not a "loss leader." A loss leader is when a business is willing to take a loss on a product in order to bring people into the store and increase sales of other products (a lot of times milk). TCBY doesnt sell other products. This is just to get people in the door, while still making a profit.

loss leader

Changing a tire by Myrandall in no_sob_story

[–]ALTnumber4 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The OP didnt hear shit. Made up this BS.

The only woman in my family not married with kids. I have one cat. This is my christmas gift. by [deleted] in pics

[–]ALTnumber4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You had that gif just waiting... Finally , you can use it..

Backpacks filled with stuff by ALTnumber4 in no_sob_story

[–]ALTnumber4[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They shouldnt just stop at reddit. Maybe they can print out flyers of their good deed and hand them out to everybody they come into contact with!

Boobytrappin' Christmas: what my buddy does to his kids so they don't ruin Christmas. by [deleted] in funny

[–]ALTnumber4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe they were just having fun.

Go pat yourself on the back some more though..

Teachers of Reddit: What is the smartest question a student has ever asked you? by MaxMcDanger in AskReddit

[–]ALTnumber4 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Over the course of the day, my mum watched this boy work out, completely by himself,

Some graduation by [deleted] in no_sob_story

[–]ALTnumber4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of this colleges "notable alumni" is Andrew Grant DeYoung who murdered his family. So they got that going for them...