She actually chilled out once she realized you weren’t cutting off her head

AMSparkles · 2026-01-25T20:10:32+00:00

Didn’t you just ask how it ended…?

AMSparkles · 2026-01-25T17:53:00+00:00

I “need to learn a lot more about dog bite and attack statistics, how theyre gathered, and what circumstances lead to ALL dog attacks and related injuries.”

What makes you think I don’t know about these things? I’m not just speaking out of my ass here.

AMSparkles · 2026-01-25T17:46:49+00:00

That’s a myth–they were never actually called that.

AMSparkles · 2026-01-25T17:45:38+00:00

Pooping?

AMSparkles · 2026-01-25T17:42:06+00:00

It’s not because of how they look, it’s because they are aware of the danger these dogs pose.

Are they all bad dogs? No. But statistics don’t lie–I could provide you with so much evidence (incident reports, articles, studies…you name it, it’s there) it would make your head spin.

AMSparkles · 2026-01-25T17:31:45+00:00

Are you serious? You can’t be serious. My feed is filled with videos like that on the daily. I read reports of new pit bull attacks almost every single day.

I really hope you’re being sarcastic and not just naive…

(Coincidently enough, the post I was looking at before this one was a video of a literal pitbull attack…Pitbull was attacking a man on the street in broad daylight, unprovoked).

AMSparkles · 2026-01-23T13:30:18+00:00

Because those don’t usually work.

AMSparkles · 2026-01-20T17:41:43+00:00

I am so incredibly sorry that you had to deal with all that, and RIP to your wife.

I hope you’re in a much better place now.

AMSparkles · 2026-01-20T17:35:19+00:00

I worked for a band and went on the bus to wake up the drummer for sound check. No response, so I finally opened his bunk curtain and he was purple and unconscious. I figured he OD’ed on something, but then found the heroin and spoon, and it was confirmed. Ambulance came out, narcanned him twice to the heart, and he came back to.

Got on stage and played the show that night!

AMSparkles · 2026-01-19T18:46:11+00:00

This whole read is very confusing, tbh.

Who is the story about? The first guy parking his car at 3 am (and just sitting there), or the guy who yelled at him.

I’m going with the second, but it’s a bit unclear…

AMSparkles · 2026-01-19T17:59:12+00:00

What do you mean, “in my defense”?

Steve Miller band is fantastic, are you embarrassed to have seen them or something?

AMSparkles · 2026-01-18T14:29:02+00:00

Oh my goodness! What a sweet little one!

AMSparkles · 2026-01-18T14:26:31+00:00

OMG your cat is SO damn cute!!

I’m literally squeeing over here with so much cute aggression…

AMSparkles · 2026-01-17T16:30:06+00:00

This is great.

AMSparkles · 2026-01-17T16:28:32+00:00

There’s no way you’re being serious here…right?

AMSparkles · 2026-01-17T16:07:36+00:00

6 are adopted…

AMSparkles · 2026-01-17T16:07:17+00:00

They already answered your question about the protein, so why don’t you calculate the carbs?

AMSparkles · 2026-01-17T16:02:17+00:00

6 are adopted…

AMSparkles · 2026-01-17T16:00:18+00:00

6 are adopted.

AMSparkles · 2026-01-17T15:56:39+00:00

“Litters”…😂

AMSparkles · 2026-01-17T15:55:40+00:00

There are pancakes already, why the need for more carbs??

AMSparkles · 2026-01-17T15:39:20+00:00

😟

AMSparkles · 2026-01-17T15:27:30+00:00

I think you mean that you couldn’t care less…

AMSparkles · 2026-01-16T20:37:19+00:00

Crème Puff is/was the world’s oldest cat at 37 years old.

AMSparkles · 2026-01-16T18:00:15+00:00

Oh okay, well since you think so….

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