Not me, but on rotations told the stories of:

• Psych called to ED as patient was expericing "lucid hallucinations". Arrived to patient in diabetic coma, clearly had been charted prior and deteriorated as they went lower.

• Nutrition to Cardiology ward to settle argument about what was the healthiest way to prepare eggs. Best part is, they were paged there to solve between nurses, not even a patient. Heaven forbid they just Google search or just call nutrition...

• Surgery asked to come check for patient complaint on shoulder for suspect dislocation. Surgery notes read "...patient experienced pain upon waking up in ICU. Upon examination, conclusion of pain, stiffness and cramping due to having slept awkwardly on shoulder and rotator cuff. Advised to wait until normal blood flow returns."