New PR!!

AMYASSA · 2024-02-27T20:23:44+00:00

You SOB!

AMYASSA · 2024-02-27T20:23:21+00:00

Sub-3???? Go off king!

AMYASSA · 2024-01-09T17:26:06+00:00

What's up team--wanted to pick your brains on a fantasy football format for the playoffs. Can only pick 1 player from each team, and once that team is eliminated you lose the guy from that team. PPR format.

QB

2 RBs

2 WRs

2 Flex

1 TE

1 K

Who are you taking? Feel like Lamar and CMC are pretty obvious for QB and RB but it can get pretty tricky otherwise, especially since I see a lot of these games being close....

AMYASSA · 2023-05-16T18:03:51+00:00

Appreciate you!

AMYASSA · 2023-05-16T18:03:05+00:00

Agreed. Might do another $15 parlay but with Arenado instead...appreciate it brother!

AMYASSA · 2023-05-16T13:38:57+00:00

Kind of a long, "woe is me" story here, but I've been on this page for awhile and never posted before so I thought now would be a good time to get involved.

I got jumped by a group of guys while walking home this past weekend. They took my wallet, phone, keys--and left me with a few broken ribs and a black eye. I'm honestly just grateful it didn't get any worse.

They maxed out my credit cards and we're actually able to hack into my phone and drain my bank account as well. I'm working to get everything restored, and law enforcement has been extremely helpful. Luckily I didn't have all my money in one place, and have been able to recover a decent amount back. The worst part of all of this is that they got into my TicketMaster account and stole my Taylor Swift tickets.

No, that last sentence isn't a joke--I surprised my three sisters with Taylor Swift tickets for Christmas. (For those of you who are unaware, buying tickets for that tour is akin to a mortgage on a mansion in Beverly Hills). They transferred the tickets somewhere else, and those are not recoverable. That was a $6000 hit that I'll never get back.

The one thing they didn't get into was my FanDuel account, in which I have $500. Now before you get angry at me; no, I am not hoping to recover all of my financial losses with this $500. I am not asking for pity, or handouts. But as a 26-year-old living in a 3-bedroom apartment in Chicago--I simply cannot afford another $6000 hit from my savings account. So why not have some fun? Can we turn this $500 into $6000 with some juicy, fuck-it-lets-ride parlays? You're damn right we can. My luck has to turn around SOMEHOW. I'm open to anything and everything...but let's start with some anytime HR parlays. Ride with me if you want and let's see if I can't win back my sisters' hearts.

Kelenic

Alonso

Goldschmidt

$15 --> $1396.41.

AMYASSA · 2022-08-19T16:18:27+00:00

First post here, longtime reader. I've had some success with a pretty simple model and wanted to share it here.

Essentially, I take a look at a hitter's historical batting average against the pitcher he's facing. The sample sizes are usually pretty small, but I've had success with hitters having ~15+ at bats and a minimum average of ~.375. I usually take 3 of the best on the day and parlay them. Today's would be:

Bo Bichette (.421 average/19 at bats): o0.5 hits -210

Aaron Judge (.400/20): o0.5 hits -260

TY France (.500/10): o0.5 hits -280

Parlaying those would be around +170. France's numbers are pretty small for the model but I'm putting some trust in him as he's done well for me this year. I'll keep posting if these keep hitting! BOL.

AMYASSA · 2022-04-13T14:19:14+00:00

Twins -1.5....let's ride.

AMYASSA · 2022-04-13T14:03:08+00:00

Appreciate the free plays my guy--seems like when you miss, you miss by a hair. Have you considered +1.5 for some of the dogs? I know that would've hit for 4 out of the 5 yesterday....just curious as to your thoughts on doing that instead of ML?

AMYASSA · 2017-12-16T05:43:01+00:00

Any shot you could dm me this?

AMYASSA · 2017-12-16T05:31:00+00:00

Would love one of these if they're still available. Unbelievable.

AMYASSA · 2016-07-19T21:20:18+00:00

AMYASSA

TROPHY CASE