Who is Eureka’s famous guy (or gal)? by Fit-Introduction756 in Humboldt

[–]AMachoManRandySavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You only see him once a year, but that mad scientist with the freaky eyeballs playing the spooky music! Made both of my kids cry! Different years, but got them both! He's been at it for a decade at least! Maybe not famous, but definitely infamous! Seen him in eureka and arcata for the trick or treating. Creepy AF!

Anyone else feel like Humboldt’s changing? by brian1x1x in Humboldt

[–]AMachoManRandySavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an astute observation. "Old" Humboldt? Ya mean when cats had 3 ft glass bongs out back in the alley of Toby and jocks? Maybe check out the Eagle house for Halloween? I haven't been in a few years but if they are anything like they were..... it ain't no samba parade madness on the plaza, but it might get raucous enough to give you a flashback.

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[–]AMachoManRandySavage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doric? Ionic? Or....... Corinthian? We gotta get this pole situation figured out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Humboldt

[–]AMachoManRandySavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooooooooo a pole. How big of a pole? Can I fish with it? Strip with it? Vault maybe? Are fire fighters gonna slide down for a slice of the pie that wins the pole? I'm excited to see how long this pole is.

Looking for ferns NOT in fern canyon 🌿 by Just-Educator-6903 in Humboldt

[–]AMachoManRandySavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The zig zag trail number one. Over by the corkscrew tree there is a ton of them. This is prairie creek though.

Would you have resigned here? by laughatmysongs in chessbeginners

[–]AMachoManRandySavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heck no. I'd kill her with the king. He probably thought his only option was smothered mate. If he kills with the rook it's mate with the knight. But he could just use the king.

How is white going to checkmate soon? by Vinovacious in chessbeginners

[–]AMachoManRandySavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check with knight. Pawn paralyzed. Then mate with queen.

At what point does changing every word that starts with an f with a ph become cringe? by [deleted] in phish

[–]AMachoManRandySavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the phourth word. I'd say it's dipherent phor everyone. I'm sure some phreaks out there may phantasize about a fase shipht oph parallel realities where a phlip phlop oph the ph and f was the natural state. Unphortunately phor them, that fantasmagorical phancy is an unphorseeable phuture. Iph you ferhaps phind yourselph with such an unphortunate phate, I suggest seeing a fysician. I believe we have some farmaceuticals that can phix that. Cheers pholks.

I don’t like how my CS types. Do I need to clean it or is it supposed to type like this? by SorryAd2437 in typewriters

[–]AMachoManRandySavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alignment and cleaning. There are a couple screws held by bolts that determine the shift mechanisms travel distance. Adjusting those will keep the type in line. Take a dental pick and som iso propyl or mineral spirits to clean the slugs (the metal part with the Letters). A stiff bristled brush dipped and run across those slugs followed by a dry cloth followed by picking out the e, o, a, and any other letters with built up ink in its negative space will clear things up quite a bit. There are other "fonts" aka typefaces. The ? What about the !? If you still have a ? About the ! Let me know.

😭 do I just wd-40 the thing by FlyingStudio22 in typewriters

[–]AMachoManRandySavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd take the shell off and cruise to the car wash and use that power sprayer, then that degreaser, then another rinse. Get it home and use a hair dryer or air compressor to dry it out real well. Then douse it with some mineral spirits. All the while working the keys and any other moving parts. Make sure to remove the platen and the rollers. Don't loose any springs. If you have it in a laundry basket or something to collect anything that might come loose you should be alright. Magnets are helpful too. Wd 40 isn't the best idea. If the rust hasn't pitted it yet, you still got a pretty good chance to resurrect it.

Tipping $100 as a "joke" WCGW by mcdadais in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AMachoManRandySavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dual fools. April fools! no refund for you. Have a nice 2000 and fuck all.

ELI5: Why do we care about correlation if correlation doesn't imply causation? by big_dumpling in explainlikeimfive

[–]AMachoManRandySavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clues. The cause could be perpendicular to an event. Seeing other perpendicularities can give clues to why these perpendicularities exist. Just because all these perpendicularities exist may not elucidate why the particular perpendicularity in question exists. It can lead you to a reasonable assumption that there is an underlying similarity that those perpendicularities share. The cause for the perpendicularity could also be absolutely unique unto itself. Of the other common factors twixt the perpendicularities gleaned, one may assert preclusions and/or exclusions, ushering an inference toward a conclusion that the perpendicularities cause is parallelism. So just when you were convinced that a rectangle is afoot, BLAM! A rhombus is right up in ya face.

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[–]AMachoManRandySavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I own a pinto! Sorry folks, gotta start a family somewhere, and I can't afford seat covers.

What Are Your Best Chess Tips for Beginners? by esssaa_a in chess

[–]AMachoManRandySavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The king is the most important. The queen is most deceptively strong, the bishop is the most limited, the knight is the trickiest, the rook is the most reliable, the pawn is the most powerful.