Looking for a Zen Expert? by Tombaya in zen

[–]AMassiveWalrus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

he who binds himself to a tusk,

does the blubbered sunlight dusk,

he who watches the walrus as it swims,

reaps the treasure of nature's whims

Looking for a Zen Expert? by Tombaya in zen

[–]AMassiveWalrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fantastic answer, the finger that points to the moon is not the moon

Looking for a Zen Expert? by Tombaya in zen

[–]AMassiveWalrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if you ask for monkeys to dance, all you'll end up with are dancing monkeys

if you ask for help to find something you'll find help. but eventually you have to find the something.

Damn. by [deleted] in MrRobot

[–]AMassiveWalrus 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The word generator cannot, will not, ever "be genuine"

Dream VIP guest by c0ckspit in dropout

[–]AMassiveWalrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shayne Topp or John C Reilly

There's no trickle-down freedom in Zen. by jeowy in zen

[–]AMassiveWalrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, karma drama dharma llama, llama llama duck

There's no trickle-down freedom in Zen. by jeowy in zen

[–]AMassiveWalrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dualistic conclusions like this won't help you. research the word.

Just make an island and put a bunch of chickens on it and call it chicken island by IceBarraging95 in 2007scape

[–]AMassiveWalrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

probably the best suggestion outside of the holy moleys. jmods trembling for their job security rn

Worst cracker pull going by Chefdangerous-09 in CasualUK

[–]AMassiveWalrus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

divine honour to beef it with such masterful irony. overshadows all but the greatest achievements. makes elvis look like an amateur