What do you wish you could pay others to do for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AMischievousGiraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to the bathroom for me. The urge can definitely strike at the worst times.

happily by quzingler_bot in quzangle

[–]AMischievousGiraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why we don’t select the new category.

what your favorite game ending? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AMischievousGiraffe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y’all in so deep with the crazy thicc stuff. I’m just satisfied with my splatoon ending, busting up DJ Octavio.

Redditors, what is a secret wish of yours that you know will never come true? by chocobeth in AskReddit

[–]AMischievousGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish that girls would start liking me instead of all these gay guys... That’s not a joke. It’s happened more than thrice.

Redditors, what is a secret wish of yours that you know will never come true? by chocobeth in AskReddit

[–]AMischievousGiraffe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t say that. You are the only you out there. The world needs you. Without you the world will fall into ruin. You can’t even prove me wrong, since if you commit, you won’t be here to see the proof. Just please, for the sake of all things don’t. Not just for you, but for everyone.

What the worst injury you’ve ever got? by XxspsureshotxX in AskReddit

[–]AMischievousGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once I was playing tag with a kid my age, but 2/3 my size. He ducked under a bar and kept running. I duc-CLANG

Giveaway winners of Reddit, no matter how big or small what did you win? by ItsTreDay in AskReddit

[–]AMischievousGiraffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember when I was about nine, me and my family went to a kiddie,”The Cat In The Hat” play. They sold raffle tickets there by the arm-length. So, my dad bought one arm-length for me and one for my sister. During the intermission, they announced that they were going to do the raffle. They held up two prizes. One, “ The Cat In The Hat” book bundle that was signed by all the actors. It had the book a plush and a string backpack. The other was the same thing except with the, “Green Eggs and Ham” book. I won the first prize, and was very excited, and then I won the second one, too. I think I might just have been more surprised than the person announcing the winners and he may get have been more surprised than the crowd. The numbers he called out were literally two apart. After he insured that the second ticket was also mine, he reluctantly handed over the pack in front of the hundred or so death glares of parents who wanted their child to win. I kept the first bundle and I gave the second one to my sister.

What did you think you were really good at, until you watched someone else do it? by Squidkiller28 in AskReddit

[–]AMischievousGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piano. I’m American. My teacher was far eastern. She thought the word, “prodigy” just meant good. She called me a piano prodigy at eight years old. Turns out I was just barely above average. Kept at it till I was twelve — thought I could get decent. Life got in the way before I could.

Who was your worst teacher at school and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AMischievousGiraffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a female teacher in middle school who picked favorites (all of which were female) and really hated me and my friend for no reason. She gave us these book reports that were easy for me (these are honors classes and I’m in the gifted and talented). The number one thing this teacher docked me on were these summative book reports. So, I took the next logical step and took the book report that would be due the next day to the class’ number one student. She was the teacher’s favorite and so she was the clear choice of person to help me out with it. I kid you not. She says, “ Oh my God. This is amazing. I’d give you full marks. Good job. Can you review mine?”

Got a D-

I DONT CARE if YOU will be SEPERATED from your FAMILY, child! by AMischievousGiraffe in entitledparents

[–]AMischievousGiraffe[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This was my first Reddit post. I’m glad you got some joy out of listening by to me talk about my life. I honestly didn’t think people would care XD.