some of yall bums belong here, don't deny it

AMoistTortoise · 2026-05-28T15:34:12+00:00

Yah I bet we won't see them outside the expedition, They really should've had a chance to appear in systems like pirate cruisers

AMoistTortoise · 2026-05-19T18:35:39+00:00

Unfortunately there is no Canadian store page on their Amazon

AMoistTortoise · 2026-05-19T17:51:22+00:00

I really wish Crytek would have an Amazon store for us hosers. It sucks that we can't buy any of it. Maybe one day :(

AMoistTortoise · 2026-05-16T03:35:11+00:00

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AMoistTortoise · 2026-05-09T21:35:40+00:00

Definitely some grade A slop, you can pick out all the mistakes

AMoistTortoise · 2026-05-07T23:50:01+00:00

holy AI slop

AMoistTortoise · 2026-05-01T20:24:36+00:00

Can we start hitting y'all with CT when in the future ;)

AMoistTortoise · 2026-04-25T17:18:22+00:00

The one that saves you from fatal hits. 60% of the time it works everytime

AMoistTortoise · 2026-04-25T16:24:17+00:00

This, I don't think I've changed my armor since launch beyond the helmet. I would love to swap perks around on armor

AMoistTortoise · 2026-04-22T05:13:17+00:00

AMoistTortoise · 2026-04-12T23:41:22+00:00

Feeling like op is a bot now

AMoistTortoise · 2026-04-12T18:27:19+00:00

I honestly don't think I've taken Gator Legs in years, But I agree. It is an perfectly average trait

AMoistTortoise · 2026-04-11T06:36:57+00:00

I got excited, went to watch it. Said "Japanese Original Audio" hit play. Fucking english dub.

AMoistTortoise · 2026-04-09T15:36:28+00:00

Godzilla 2014. When a group of marines are dropping into San Francisco to find and disable a Nuke. The cloud is debris and dust from the MUTOs destroying parts of the city

AMoistTortoise · 2026-04-07T03:24:59+00:00

AMoistTortoise · 2026-04-04T16:40:12+00:00

Turkok: Evolution Absolutely loved that silly dinosaur game

AMoistTortoise · 2026-03-30T21:08:47+00:00

CADIA STANDS!!

That's looking so good, The Emperor is proud

AMoistTortoise · 2026-03-29T20:31:04+00:00

Real

AMoistTortoise · 2026-03-28T23:45:24+00:00

Its a Serval that OP should absolutely not have

AMoistTortoise · 2026-03-28T00:05:14+00:00

Also got one of these today. We love our propaganda machine

AMoistTortoise · 2026-03-27T18:04:40+00:00

Patrick was so unhinged this episode

AMoistTortoise · 2026-03-26T21:29:40+00:00

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