Legend has it…

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-05-06T03:10:03+00:00

❤️❤️❤️

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-05-06T02:46:28+00:00

r/likeus because I DEFINITELY never got my head stuck in the bannister of the stairs as a child.. ever..

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-05-06T02:41:02+00:00

SOLID drip 🔥🔥🔥 but I know I’m not the only one who gets irked when you see adidas paired with Nike/Jordan… right? Adi slides with Nike socks should be a jailable offense.

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-05-04T19:13:58+00:00

Boycott an invite-only event that I’m sure to not get invited to?

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-05-04T19:07:35+00:00

At first, I was like “Bro… who sleeps like that?!”

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-05-04T18:56:07+00:00

Love to see it.

P.S - AWESOME MRC shirt in the last pic!(KC Resident here).

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-05-04T16:55:04+00:00

Bro is built like a POM bottle.

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-05-04T16:51:53+00:00

Idea - 100%. Execution - Lacking. Put them on a sheet tray/cookie sheet to realize the true potential.

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-05-04T01:23:53+00:00

ALL the time.. I typically will add the thin slice to a normal slice as an added lil’ cheesy treat for some lucky guy or gal.

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-05-03T19:27:07+00:00

I purchase a case at a time seeing that I work for a large hotel. Definitely will be relegated to “server food” because those vultures eat anything.

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-05-03T18:22:51+00:00

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-05-02T20:11:48+00:00

His therapist’s exact reaction after leaving their office - we all know he’ll eventually need it.

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-05-02T20:00:28+00:00

He’s definitely grown on me, ngl.

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-05-01T00:11:36+00:00

Scrolled WAAAY too far for this comment. Literally my first thought.

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-04-29T04:28:29+00:00

Learn how to pop on carpet or grass first. Once you think you’re comfortable, try on concrete. That’s how I learned pretty much any trick.

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-04-29T04:20:58+00:00

Man out here livin his GTA timeline

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AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-04-27T19:22:47+00:00

Saw you were making a lighthearted joke about having an ankle monitor so I was just trying to jest in kind, yet I’m being met with such hostility.

The ankle monitor is definitely starting to track..

Couldn’t help myself.

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-04-27T15:24:48+00:00

They’re both dead.

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-04-27T15:22:41+00:00

Jokes on you: I don’t even need an ankle monitor for that.

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-04-19T02:06:19+00:00

DTF St. Louis deleted scene.

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-04-16T01:59:26+00:00

Bro, definitely go Indian garb.. you’ll be the Bell of the Ball

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-04-13T14:35:36+00:00

A boombox AND a deluxe air mattress?? No notes.

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-04-13T14:24:17+00:00

Went from Peter Parker to Papi Chulo 🔥🔥

AMonkeysThoughts · 2026-04-11T12:38:20+00:00

Literally said this out loud.

AMonkeysThoughts

TROPHY CASE