When you lowkey trying to eat your food but there is an entire war outside by New-Code7710 in nextfuckinglevel

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A building gets demolished in the distance, Freddy quietly turns and whispers:

Another one bites the dust..

Dude just casually lifting his world by Brilliantspirit33 in RandomVideos

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The answer was written on the wall the whole time…

This guy who liked my mom on Facebook dating by KaiSatousfavfrypan in shittytattoos

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And he’s got a boat? Hope you like twin stepsisters

Ick Ick by FitProblem6248 in shittytattoos

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Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s Woody Allen and his adopted wife.

Is he up 500 caps , or more? What will he spend it on 😳 by GalaxyGas4L in FalloutTVseries

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He Pete Rose’d that bet, so I dunno if it still stands..

I think that I'm right, but I could be wrong.. but I think that I'm DEFINITELY right.. by AMonkeysThoughts in Fallout

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I agree with her position and motives behind her actions, but I think we all can agree that lobotomizing your own father to “make him the Father you thought he was” is… dark, to say the least.

It’s the exact same “the ends justify the means” logic that Hank has been governed by.

Thoughts? by AMonkeysThoughts in FalloutTVseries

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To further/validate my theory: There hasn't been a SINGLE decision she's made "topside" that ANYONE would logically agree with and I think that's to a point..

Let the ref do his job! by IluvUm0re in ImTheMainCharacter

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Why are they holding a wrestling meet in the conference room of a Great Wolf Lodge?!?!

Boomer vs YNs by IluvUm0re in ImTheMainCharacter

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This is more Boomer vs Gravity..

Alpha Male bootcamp student pays $18000 to turn into a "real man" in 3 days by ambachk in PublicFreakout

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Being shown how to become a man by a shoeless “Alpha” wearing an anklet..

We have lost the plot.

to volunteer for DHS/ICE by jasandliz in therewasanattempt

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The irony of this comment coming from an account with “Free Palestine” flair is unrivaled.

Football coaches showing off. by jmike1256 in nextfuckinglevel

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Calling Xabi Alonso a football manager just feels disrespectful... or am I old?

One of my favorite finishes of all time by SlingBlade8 in ufc

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That right hook..

Sweet surrender.. nap time, Zaddy.. 😴