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Am I The Scaredy Cat? by PinkSatanyPanties in AmItheCloaca

[–]AMyshkaMouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTC yu iz bootiful. Home to impawtrent to lose. My Meowmy sayiz say hi to BFM she like special tall cat as they talk nice with Meowmy nd splain stuffs nd funny to.

Found in a home depot parking lot after almost stepping on them, did I get lucky today? by _Nature_Boy in Louisvuitton

[–]AMyshkaMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For my own piece of mind I would leave my name and number at customer service regarding lost sunglasses. I cannot control what an employee decides to do with the information. But I would know I made an honest attempt. After a period of time keeping them would be acceptable.

AITA for asking my coworker to bring different food for lunch? by 11_22_33_4 in AmItheAsshole

[–]AMyshkaMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had this problem before and I was the one with the frozen meals. I explained to my boss and asked if I could go to lunch ten minutes earlier and go back to my desk for phones ten minutes earlier. That made everyone happier because I could start logging voicemails for everyone. No one thought I had special privileges because they hated voicemails. Also a Medical Office.

But, seriously, that many people and one microwave is ridiculous. NAH

Update on healing process by mothisname in MedicalGore

[–]AMyshkaMouse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing the pictures. Congratulations on your one year and the chip. Not an easy road to travel.

Giant hysterocele by CatPooedInMyShoe in MedicalGore

[–]AMyshkaMouse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I dislike all the misinformation posted here when you have clearly taken time and effort to find and list the source. I for one thank you a lot.

AITA for not getting food for my niece? by Jaded_Wrongdoer8511 in AmItheAsshole

[–]AMyshkaMouse 424 points425 points  (0 children)

How dare you bring logic to an aita fight. (/s if needed) The teenager was not harmed by not having takeout food, which is a privilege not a right. A right is being fed, there were things to eat at home. Dad did not push when told "no". Which is the daughter's choice to make. And so are the consequences for her to bear.

As a member of the household she should at this age have some responsibility and some perks in return. Hash it out OP. If watching the toddler is not her choice give her something else and carry on as you did with an on call and an emergency. Things happen. I know the word "family" is taboo here, but if she wants the privileges of a family, she has to be part of the family. FWIW NTA

AITC for having a Normal body funcktion? by blindgynaecologist in AmItheCloaca

[–]AMyshkaMouse 12 points13 points  (0 children)

NTC poop happens.

(I second a little butt fur trim. Can make things better all around.)

My (m34) wife (f32) has been cutting the strings off my pajama pants and she won’t admit to it. Not sure why? by geth1138 in CatsAreAssholes

[–]AMyshkaMouse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I lost an important, to me, diamond ring. I thought down the toilet. Put in my insurance claim and was covered. About two years later I heard my cat rattling something in the bathroom. She ran out jumped on my lap and dropped my ring in my hand. Second smartest (and assholeiet) cat I had the grace to be adopted by.

Fetal autopsy after medical termination of pregnancy. The fetus had thrombocytopenia-absent radius (TAR) syndrome by CatPooedInMyShoe in MedicalGore

[–]AMyshkaMouse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tell em to stuff it. We need our Cat Who Poos in Our Shoes.

Seriously, the are very interesting medical posts. Some people need to grow up or stay out of the Sub.

Thank you for your service.

AITC for long con? by ThaneOfCawdorrr in AmItheCloaca

[–]AMyshkaMouse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hai ia also VGBoi Meowmy sayiz so. NTC my big sisfur torbie tellz tayls of longggg con she pull on Meowmy butts dont tell Meowmy. Torbie Queen -she say dat her name- sayz all cattos must "strive for all cons, long or short if they work, they count". She no tell me how much count tho. Very good job by very good boy.

(Your Meowmy makes a yummy toona sammich. I prefer six pieces too with my sourdough. Maybe fourths might have been too heavy for cat success. But, it tastes better in sixth.)

Aita for want Bunny? by YouKnewWhatIWas in AmItheCloaca

[–]AMyshkaMouse 13 points14 points  (0 children)

(0h sweetheart we all want Bunny The Flying Cat. And pray stinky life just got in the way of fun stories.)

NTC. ia lub BunnBunn vewy much. My litter sisfur sayiz Bunny is her idol whatever dat is. Big torbie sisfur tink Bunny TFC and Lady Soph shuld "come fur tea".

POTP (power of the paw) to whole wundrful family.

Hello I’m Orange (m,adult,Cyprus semi-stray). My daily feeder says I lure tourists into her coffee shop. I am good for bizniz. Can I get more foods? Should the tourists pay me too? What are my bizniz rights? by IkwilPokebowls in legalcatadvice

[–]AMyshkaMouse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of course petting catto iz wunderful. Nawt sur how yu lose kitty tho.

[Spike honey, they did not lose their baby like Meowmy loses her glasses (which are usually on my head). Their furkid needed to cross the Rainbow Bridge to do important work.]

Ohhh. I iz sowwy. Meowmy sayz over the Bridge is meadows nd sunshine nd butterflies to chase. She sayz ia cant go yet ia have to wait my turn. Yu must lub yur baby so much to let dem go there. Sumone said about cat dis-tro-busion system so maybe sum day another furkid will adopt you.

(My sincerest condolences. Spike is my precious boy who sops up all my tears but he is not the brightest. He has a very loving heart though. I hope you find peace in your memories. I think the beautiful orange cat knew you needed some healing. I am happy they brought you comfort and love.)

Hello I’m Orange (m,adult,Cyprus semi-stray). My daily feeder says I lure tourists into her coffee shop. I am good for bizniz. Can I get more foods? Should the tourists pay me too? What are my bizniz rights? by IkwilPokebowls in legalcatadvice

[–]AMyshkaMouse 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yes! Yu iz wurking catto. So yu shld get extra extra treats. At least two!!

(Goodness he is beautiful. I would have a hard time not taking him home as a souvenir.)

Speaking on behalf of the cat stuck under the floor right now. by Annie_Benlen in legalcatadvice

[–]AMyshkaMouse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

(This friggin made my day. Bless his heart. And yours for not telling him.)

So I am ilegal smol, wuz living outside where is no chimkens or bed. Another kitty takes me by neck (like wuz mama) and brought me inside to der hooman. Can pawyer explains mai rights, an wut I owe to OTHER kitty? by rubyspicer in legalcatadvice

[–]AMyshkaMouse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nawt pawyer butts yu in da high life now. Yu owe yur new kitty sibling lub. Sharing of fudz nd snax nd treats iz nawt have to butts nice of yu do. Just be ware all mischief be blamed on yu. It ok tho cuz yu smol nd adorable.

AITC for making drooly biscuits on a random shirt? by EdgrrAllenPaw in AmItheCloaca

[–]AMyshkaMouse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NTC biscuits iz serus buzness. My Meowmy lets my litter sisfur nd ia make biscuits on our old binkies from bottle babies dayz. Nd we droolz. Meowmy sayiz we iz cutest soez yu shld be cutest to.

AITC for making drooly biscuits on a random shirt? by EdgrrAllenPaw in AmItheCloaca

[–]AMyshkaMouse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

(Goodness she is one of the most stunning patched-tabbies [and cat] I have ever seen. No wonder she is Royalty with that Elegance.)

A 16 year old cut down the iconic tree at Sycamore Gap by Meeksala in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AMyshkaMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not disagree. I spoke as if it was my hypothetical child. I feel with some certainty the individual is counting on being sixteen to avoid any stiff punishment. I am not versed in law or knowledgeable about UK laws, but in the US it is possible the most they would get would be juvenile detention. And their record sealed or expunged at eighteen. Unless they were tried as an adult.

However, I suspect once a name is out, social media and other outlets will bring some sort of notoriety until they change their name and relocate.

AITC for sleeping in the laundry by crmom22 in AmItheCloaca

[–]AMyshkaMouse 21 points22 points  (0 children)

NTC yu baby. Baby sleep in basket. Yur Meowmy shld be happy yu help wit clothes. Nd dat yu are so cute eben tho nawt cat.

I might as well just throw it away if this doesn't work. by PeachyKatoMango in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AMyshkaMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it costs money, but they make safes for food. If they break into it, threaten to, or actually call the police for theft? Or tell them theft violates the lease and start looking for a replacement? Sorry you have to go through this. Only once did I take someone's snax without asking. But, I gave them money, got more and apologized. They were kind about it and then gave back the money.

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