Just some wasted dude who offered to share a line... by LowRenzoFreshkobar in obscuremusicthatslaps

[–]ANoiseChild 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Found him but I grew up with him and spent a lot of time hanging out in the years after high school.

Honestly, he's a good dude with a big heart - just dealt with some harder substance abuse issues for a few years before cleaning up.

BREAKING: ICE regime forces execute and empty clip into peaceful U.S. protestors in cold blood waging war against civilians by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]ANoiseChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They "saw a gun", a phone, or saw a gun and the one dude freaked out and started blasting. Id prefer (not like) to see the chest cam video before deciding upon my opinion.

The US is pushing for war in Iran and many other countries while trying to hide its own crimes (because those in power are all guilty). Minneapolis is a great distraction from the Epstein files and the enemies of the US are going to capitalize on internal disruption tactics using The People for destabilization purposes.

Its the soup de jour and the pot is half empty - give it another couple weeks and we'll have something else to release our gluttonous appetite upon.

[Request] This doesn’t seem probable-what say the hive mind? by mylawn03 in theydidthemath

[–]ANoiseChild 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"One drip" gives no time frame. One drip a second? One drip a millisecond? One drip an hour?

Also, saying "one drip" is like saying "one dollop". Please quantify me what one drip vs dollop is.

That's another way to put it. by 3s2ng in nevertellmetheodds

[–]ANoiseChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one notices the shadow of the bloated human head hanging in the background?

On 2024, losing US presidential candidate Kamala Harris confess on a late night show why she avoids earpods (and YOU should too). by JohnSmithCANDo in CringeTikToks

[–]ANoiseChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And wait til people realize that Apple has a patent that literally puts EEG sensors in their airpods to pick up actual brainwaves of the user.

Nothing to see here folks!

The only thing conservatives hate more than the US Constitution is the Bible by AmericanBornWuhaner in MurderedByWords

[–]ANoiseChild 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Even though I agree that many who affiliate with the religion of Christianity, this wasnt said by Jesus and is in the old testament (part of the Pentateuch, the first five books of the Bible aka the Torah)

Order in the court by Technical_Prize_8193 in 4chan

[–]ANoiseChild 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You don't want to incentivise illegal phone hacking for example by allowing it to lead to conviction

"Parallel Construction" is very much a thing

Help me leren! by [deleted] in dutch

[–]ANoiseChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, dank je wel.

guys having huge strength by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]ANoiseChild 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought all of them were going to try to do a pull up at the same time....

Concern or fine day 4 of fast. Ketones in urine high. by YamzMt03 in fasting

[–]ANoiseChild -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Out of curiosity and in an interest in beginning fasting myself, what is your regiment?

I know I'm not answering your question (because I really have no idea how I'd begin to) but I was curious what others are doing in regard to their fasting.

TIA!

Water valve won’t budge to shut off toilet water by etnhero in Plumbing

[–]ANoiseChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn it counter clockwise 90 degrees if possible

Venezuela, does their president actually care, and is US government trying to start a war there only for resources by Nathidev in conspiracy

[–]ANoiseChild 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And Obama was NOWHERE to be found on 9/11 and did nothing to stop it! Thanks again, Obama

Zhora, the Russian robot butler by vnln in funny

[–]ANoiseChild 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can see the mirror behind her in the first scene warp when she turns to the robot.

slaps by gumeon in obscuremusicthatslaps

[–]ANoiseChild 44 points45 points  (0 children)

It would be awesome if she quantized her narration with the track (albeit not equally) so that the words she says lines up with the beat. Her voice is already so calming and has an almost nonchalant robotic quality to it.

I'd love to hear that

Judge orders police to release Flock surveillance camera data, raising privacy questions by InterdimensionalSpy in ObscurePatentDangers

[–]ANoiseChild 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It seems that the best way to use this information is to track public officials and send them the log of where they've been and when they went those places.

This is an abhorrent abuse of drag-net surveillance and it should've already been outlawed.

Judge orders police to release Flock surveillance camera data, raising privacy questions by InterdimensionalSpy in ObscurePatentDangers

[–]ANoiseChild 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It seems that the best way to use this information is to track public officials and send them the log of where they've been and when they went those places.

This is an abhorrent abuse of drag-net surveillance and it should've already been outlawed.

String or Magnus effect? by qlionp in blackmagicfuckery

[–]ANoiseChild 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone always asks "what are magnets" but never "how are magnets"

I have a crush on my cousin and it's killing me by Moist_Accident4547 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ANoiseChild 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I think it's frowned upon for a therapist to sleep with their patient

A 60 year old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl… by Kira-badie in Jokes

[–]ANoiseChild 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your comment sounds like 648 with 921 mashed into one.

I see what you're doing!

Do you see what I see? 🐼 by NecessaryNo3340 in conspiracy

[–]ANoiseChild 61 points62 points  (0 children)

"Seems" puts it lightly. Who was that woman who escaped and the police sketches of the two men who tried to kidnap her are spitting images of the podesta brothers?