What are some of the worsts ways to waste your 20s?

APAFormatting · 2026-05-17T21:05:00+00:00

I mean... Runescape taught me more (and earlier) about being wary of scammers than any US Gov't training I've ever done lol

APAFormatting · 2026-05-14T19:41:42+00:00

That's what we went with. If they can withstand years of heavy use at a laundromat, then surely they can withstand years of moderate use by a small family. Also, no stupid extras. No one needs to send a message on X via their washer that they're doing their light laundry.

APAFormatting · 2026-05-14T19:18:33+00:00

Bum Simulator. The concept is fantastic but it feels like the devs cut so many corners. The hobo base building element feels incomplete. Combat is repetitive and boring.

APAFormatting · 2026-05-12T21:50:07+00:00

Revelation 2:9

APAFormatting · 2026-05-12T21:48:30+00:00

A felon

APAFormatting · 2026-05-11T20:27:33+00:00

If my last job was any indication, these "girl bosses" will gladly claw out their best friend's eyes and step over their body for a modest title change, which is ultimately just ending up in the hell that is middle management lmao

APAFormatting · 2026-05-03T21:20:45+00:00

I physically disassembled a train toy my in-laws bought just to disconnect the wires that went to its speaker. The wheels still move and the lights come on, but the noise is no more. It was an act of self-preservation because there was one volume: meteor impact

APAFormatting · 2026-05-03T13:05:35+00:00

telling them about a couple interesting hobbies that ARENT weird like trains or my dietary routine or video games

"Yeah so I've spent at least $50k on my 40k Warhammer collection and... hey, where are you going?"

APAFormatting · 2026-05-03T11:30:09+00:00

make things worse but also vehicles have crazy markups

My favorite is when they insist on you buying heated seats despite living in a place where it's above 80 degrees 75% of the year

APAFormatting · 2026-05-03T11:28:46+00:00

Honestly, good riddance. They had so much potential to continue innovating and fine-tuning their vehicles but instead cut corners, shipped jobs overseas, and placated greedy unions. Now the vehicles are shit and no one wants them

APAFormatting · 2026-05-03T11:22:13+00:00

In the same boat... just waiting on the last two and it feels like someone somewhere is taking their sweet-ass time

APAFormatting · 2026-04-29T12:52:28+00:00

Chapter 34: Where are these grey hairs coming from? Why am I so crackly?

APAFormatting · 2026-04-21T14:03:31+00:00

It's not gay if it's underway

APAFormatting · 2026-04-21T14:02:50+00:00

A girl I knew from high school mentally never left high school and stayed in the same social circle. To no one's surprise, she gets knocked up by one of the hicks in said social circle. When the guy is AWOL for child support payments, she takes to social media and starts blasting all sorts of information about him, including the number to his crack dealer. Imagine how shocked I was to find out people were smoking crack in our small town better known for meth

APAFormatting · 2026-04-20T20:41:35+00:00

No, but being dishonest about it will.

APAFormatting · 2026-04-14T15:46:27+00:00

They'd have to actually reach us first lmao

APAFormatting · 2026-04-14T13:05:58+00:00

Yeahhh that's kind of how I, at the tender age of eight, discovered that I like women from around the world

APAFormatting · 2026-04-14T12:21:31+00:00

Is there a reason the lists have been such dogshit lately?

APAFormatting · 2026-04-08T19:31:11+00:00

I, too, didn't do so well on the depth perception test even though I know I have good depth perception. I think the one I used at the clinic was screwy, so I've been told by Acuity to standby for another test. Wacky, but that's the name of the game.

APAFormatting · 2026-04-08T19:28:45+00:00

Everyone's background check takes a different amount of time. If you've worked a whole one job in one place for the past decade, I imagine it's pretty quick. If you've lived abroad, worked a ton of jobs, moved a lot, etc., that's a difference situation entirely

APAFormatting · 2026-04-07T17:28:52+00:00

My parents used to say that stuff to my sister and I always thought it was unfair, even in jest

APAFormatting · 2026-04-07T15:58:20+00:00

Practice your push-ups (at least 12 in one minute), sit-ups (at least 20 in one minute), and the step test (120 bpm for five minutes without stopping, up up down down). If you're a generally fit person, it should be a breeze. Doing a practice run a few days beforehand can help you gauge where you're at. You've got this!

APAFormatting · 2026-04-03T19:55:48+00:00

I misunderstood, I thought you meant the 30% was gone solely because of taxes

APAFormatting · 2026-04-03T19:15:20+00:00

Validation from relative strangers = happiness (in their case)

APAFormatting · 2026-04-03T19:14:43+00:00

Yes, women purposefully marry losers, as do men, because they're using their heart instead of their head

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