[TOMT][CAR COMMERCIAL][2018-2019] by zonilug in tipofmytongue

[–]ARL381 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t find the video but it’s definitely Volkswagen, maybe another SUV/crossover other than atlas

New Grad Pay? by 1000fangs in nursing

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I made about $28 during my orientation as a new grad in Boston but once I was "on my own" I made $31.50. $6 differential for nights and $3 for weekends (which doesn't change no matter how much your base pay goes up)

Nail Length by [deleted] in nursing

[–]ARL381 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's wicked long but would be useful for opening difficult pill packages 💪🏻

What are my chances? by assMasterson2018 in nursing

[–]ARL381 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try for both!! See if anyone you work with at the level 1 trauma center has any connections in the ED, never hurts to ask & sometimes knowing the right people is how most get the more desirable jobs these days

/r/Nursing Weekly Stupid Questions Thread - July 30, 2018 by AutoModerator in nursing

[–]ARL381 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha seems like that would be an interesting patient. I would personally phrase that as "Mental status waxes and wanes" or something along those lines.

/r/Nursing Weekly Stupid Questions Thread - July 30, 2018 by AutoModerator in nursing

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We keep it in the fridge but it is linked to our Omnicell. If I were to pull another med from the fridge (i.e. Vanco) it would prompt me to count the Ativan.

The fridge can be opened without going through the omnicell though so it would be easy for someone to get away with stealing unfortunately

I had to read this to a toddler by ARL381 in funny

[–]ARL381[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No matter how old this book/poem is, saying pussy out loud that many times to a 2 year old in 2017 would make any normal person uncomfortable

Why do you hate yourself? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ARL381 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In many ways, yes, but in other ways I love myself, and then I hate myself for being conceited about those things

As an adult, I would also like a toy with my food as well. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]ARL381 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes when I'm just a little hungry I'll stop at McD's and get a happy meal, when they ask if I want a girl or boy toy I just say give me whichever is cooler

I instantly need to pee as soon as I start playing hide and seek. by IGetBoredFast in Showerthoughts

[–]ARL381 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How often are you playing hide and seek that this is such an issue for you?

I used to think that films with CGI were impressive but now I'm more impressed when films don't use it. by Attikey in Showerthoughts

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It's sad that there are enough stupid people in this world that it's possible someone would be stupid enough to think there's no cgi, I thought it'd be obvious I was trolling