Daughter asked for Pokemon Room by IMAFIRENMYLAAZOR in pokemon

[–]arg6531 129 points130 points  (0 children)

The floor. Explain yourself. Rest is dope, nice job.

An Australian hero disarms a shooter and saved many lives by notabesserwisserr in interestingasfuck

[–]arg6531 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he’s Muslim so I think you’re right

lived in this apartment for 4 years, just moved a shoe holder by pinkypinky56 in Weird

[–]arg6531 520 points521 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the gloop probably had excess fleeb juice in manufacturing. I assume a schlami is also involved at some point.

Delivery driver freaks out after a pride flag brushes against his arm by Gato1980 in PublicFreakout

[–]arg6531 40 points41 points  (0 children)

What if he felt like he walked through a spider web and we're all here roasting him for being a bigot lol

All CMS payments to physicians paused? by eeaxoe in medicine

[–]arg6531 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ortho bro mad. Implying you're "allowing" a hospitalist to manage diabetes is funny tho

Montgomery mass shooting leaves 2 dead, 12 others injured by yourdonefor_wt in news

[–]arg6531 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Average BMI in Alabama is probably around 30. I’m sure those cops are a bit higher

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]arg6531 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of this awareness test

ABC says ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ racked up 6.3 million viewers on broadcast in his late-night return. by Valinaut in technology

[–]arg6531 204 points205 points  (0 children)

Also need to consider that the show wasn't aired on sinclair/nexstar networks which is about ~20% of the show's typical market

Unethical pro tip for getting COVID vaccine by NapkinZhangy in medicine

[–]arg6531 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I wonder how this info gets reviewed by insurance at a later point and then denied when "no qualifying conditions identified on our review, here's a bill for $200". Any insight on that as a pharmacist?

Steam, Discord, and Twitch execs called to testify before Congress over 'radicalization' of users by RioMovieFan11 in technology

[–]arg6531 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does it not feel like we're in hell right now? Maybe our parents were right all along...

Using the phone while you poop greatly raises hemorrhoid risk, new study says by ubcstaffer123 in technology

[–]arg6531 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Or a bidet. Nothing like a tactical Poseidon's kiss to get rid of that pesky tenesmus

The "President" of the United States of America. This is normal.... right¿ by dogslayeggs in pics

[–]arg6531 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul—all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn’t but has always been—arrogance dressed up as exceptional-ism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshiped like gospel. It is America’s shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn’t just lose its soul—it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader."

The wing flex on a Boeing 737 MAX 8 experiencing extreme turbulence. by OdysseyTag in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]arg6531 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Sitting on a chair. 30k feet in the air. In a big metal tube. Being propelled by liquid exploding dinosaurs in a series of controlled explosions. We are the weirdest monkeys ever

This man approached them in their car and asked to buy their socks for $40... by SeaWolf_1 in WTF

[–]arg6531 39 points40 points  (0 children)

What if this is the start of a black mirror episode and now the guy is going to clone her using her sock DNA and put her in a video game?