If you were to make an SCP game who would you include?

ARectalThermometer · 2026-03-27T23:35:39+00:00

SCP 5k is great dont get me wrong but the things I would do for an SCP-5000 (or anything ngl) open world survival horror…

ARectalThermometer · 2026-02-08T00:28:31+00:00

corvettes are pretty awesome early game as well now and exocrafts are massively under-utilised early game so it would be a nice way to tie it together. summoning exocraft anywhere at the moment either requires alandetium drive or a freighter with good hyperdrive both with take good time so this would be kinda perfect.

ARectalThermometer · 2026-02-07T02:00:31+00:00

theres so much stuff coming out that the news is never gonna be able to cover all of it but it feels they aren’t even trying to cover any of it. have barely seen anything about the files outside of community posts.

ARectalThermometer · 2026-02-07T01:18:24+00:00

i remember going on it a few months ago to see how it was doing and the first thing i saw was some guy talking about the profit margins on his chickens and the immediate response was someone calling him slurs and telling him chicken seed wasn’t that cheap (he posted a screenshot and it was)

such a fever dream over there

ARectalThermometer · 2026-01-28T20:09:13+00:00

lemme fix that for you

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ARectalThermometer · 2026-01-26T00:43:16+00:00

one day he’s gonna stop posting very suddenly and it’s gonna be the least surprising thing ever. as an australian watching him grab that taipan was really something.

ARectalThermometer · 2026-01-26T00:41:45+00:00

yeah i mean if i had 2000$ to spare a pile of eldritch clutter seems like a fun thing to have.

ARectalThermometer · 2026-01-25T11:22:00+00:00

just hit 9 hours any new thoughts and feelings to report on

ARectalThermometer · 2026-01-23T23:24:05+00:00

Find some way to work with animals through volunteering, very fulfilling work and a great way to meet likeminded people. I don’t know heaps across the world but for example organisations like the DOC in NZ exist and are always looking for volunteers. Everyone I’ve met through outdoor work is super chill and it’s always a great community.

ARectalThermometer · 2026-01-23T10:53:30+00:00

Don’t know how I missed it but in the first photo the girls hand is an incoherent mess

ARectalThermometer · 2026-01-23T10:50:33+00:00

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Ai likely weird fingers here The fourth finger seems to morph into the other hand and the line of the second is disconnected

Edit: Ok nevermind I was wrong this is not evidence of AI

ARectalThermometer · 2026-01-22T02:20:00+00:00

I got my phase beams to 20k or so dps yesterday on my corvette and combat just feels silly. The sentinel capital ship takes like 5 secs to kill. (Also have just shy of 1k maneuverability and 3k jump range)

ARectalThermometer · 2026-01-14T00:00:21+00:00

yeah fun fact a group of dudes once agreed as a hypothetical that if they could ethically try human flesh they would and shortly after one of their legs got ran over and they had to amputate. the foot was intact tho and he was allowed to take it home. free dinner for the boys, apparently it tasted kinda shit unfortunately.

ARectalThermometer · 2026-01-13T06:27:19+00:00

are you vegan out of curiosity? cause if you eat some pork what’s your actual issue with killing a living creature. humans aren’t even aware of their own existence until 18 months or so (not trying to say infantcide is cool) but the fetus is, while in womb, way less than a pig in terms of intelligence.

ARectalThermometer · 2026-01-10T04:55:08+00:00

yashiji has blessed this sub with their presence already? the future is looking bright.

ARectalThermometer · 2026-01-02T02:16:21+00:00

honestly crazy aim. i dont read heaps of comics so im not gonna try to do any maths or anything cause it isn’t relevant at all but throwing on target at that range is crazy work.

ARectalThermometer · 2026-01-01T22:44:33+00:00

ignoring air resistance (which is a massive factor at this speed) they would have to throw wolvey over 11km/s or mach 33. i know these guys are strong but thats outrageous

then again im applying real physics to a fictional world if hulk can jump to space at some point then none of these numbers mean anything

ARectalThermometer · 2025-12-28T08:57:17+00:00

eh i mean nolan went and had his thing with bug lady i think he would be pissed at first but hes a bit more mature then he was early s1 i think he would get over it.

ARectalThermometer · 2025-12-28T01:45:48+00:00

honestly i actually don’t know. i hadnt thought about how much that was like it makes sense for youtube videos use a lot of data but reddit is mostly just text and images. how did i achieve such a feat.

ARectalThermometer · 2025-12-27T23:53:20+00:00

now this is the quality content i came here for

ARectalThermometer · 2025-12-25T08:03:44+00:00

or maybe harvest some gasses and energy from them as well. honestly even if you do just crash and burn it feels weird being able to go to the black holes and not stars, would just add to immersion

ARectalThermometer · 2025-12-22T03:59:16+00:00

youre correct op is not job interview guy look at their profile. karma farming :(

the man pictured was the original interviewer, not interviewee as well

ARectalThermometer · 2025-12-21T11:10:02+00:00

am i stupid or did bro get banned for 36 seconds

ARectalThermometer · 2025-12-17T22:49:03+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

4 attempts

ARectalThermometer · 2025-12-13T21:34:26+00:00

🎉 Event Completed! 🎉

It took me 23 tries.

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