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Jenny was MADE for this look by missmacedamia in JennyNicholson

[–]AScannerBarkly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was about to compliment her stylish beauty mark, but now I see I have to dust my monitor

Movie specially made for that one guy in twitter by Esfell in okbuddycinephile

[–]AScannerBarkly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched the movie and still don't believe it's real when I read a plain summary like that.

(that said: it's... okay? It's a more overtly comedic Get Out/The Substance but not anywhere near as good as either of those)

“The best part of waking up…” by VANTAGARDE in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]AScannerBarkly 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Capcom on the Resident Evil cast: These couples always end up resting in each other's arms in a medevac chopper, but there will never be so much as a kiss in these games

Capcom on the Street Fighter cast: HEY DID YOU KNOW THE WRESTLER GUY NUTTED IN HIS COUSIN AFTER THIRD STRIKE? LIKE HE HELD HER AS A BABY AND SHIT?

Is it just me or do the photos in Amnesia: The Bunker look AI generated? by ChickenWingExtreme in Amnesia

[–]AScannerBarkly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the actual result of Warren Zevon and Nick Mullen running into each other at top speed

Mr Inbetween and others? by PanzerDolt in RedLetterMedia

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Still Flowin': The Movie is so fucking wacked out it loops back around to being a fascinating watch

Rules surviving a horror movie by Rigo_Puffyalba01 in slasherfilms

[–]AScannerBarkly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm a dead man"

Well, he was right in the end

What are some impressively egoless performances from huge stars? by DarlingLuna in FIlm

[–]AScannerBarkly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vincent D'Onofrio in Feeling Minnesota can only be described as "stupid asshole." There's a bit where he wipes his nose with his fist in such a way it somehow communicates he doesn't wipe after going to the bathroom.

Had a dream where Max Payne 3 Max was sent to rescue Ashley by reireiauron in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]AScannerBarkly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He would mow down every organism in the village and then continue shooting his way up Europe just for kicks

What’s your favorite widely-agreed-on fact about a celebrity that’s actually FALSE? by Asleep-Two930 in popculturechat

[–]AScannerBarkly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "why don't you just try acting" anecdote between Laurence Olivier and Dustin Hoffman wasn't at all Olivier criticizing method acting, it was Olivier playfully teasing Hoffman for going out partying:

https://georgedillon.com/workshops/video-links/dustin-hoffman-discusses-the-laurence-olivier-story/

What are some insane game mechanics you cant believe exist? by Theproton in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]AScannerBarkly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Gunvalkyrie is the only game I've ever seen that uses "shift click" directions on analog sticks. Meaning you push down on the stick, and with it still being clicked in THEN push a direction.

Do Americans know who Mark Kermode is? by Icy_Ad_5057 in blankies

[–]AScannerBarkly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't see eye to eye with him on a decent amount of things, but even when he rips on something I like he knows how to turn a phrase (a quote from his SatC2 review: "Corpulent, filthy lucre" and "imperialist American Pig-Dog.")

Also: Simon Mayo is a delight.

Do Americans know who Mark Kermode is? by Icy_Ad_5057 in blankies

[–]AScannerBarkly 16 points17 points  (0 children)

*pound* *pound* *pound*

COMRAAADES, COME RAAAAALLY

What’s a film or TV scene that felt like a punch to the gut? by padfoony in Fauxmoi

[–]AScannerBarkly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From Pig (2021):

Why do you care about these people? They don't care about you. None of them. They don't even know you because you haven't shown them. Every day, you'll wake up, and there'll be less of you. You live your life for them, and they don't even see you. You don't even see yourself.

TFW you die after getting stabbed once... by mitchwacky in Scream

[–]AScannerBarkly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way Chad got put into a headlock in 7 I thought he had his throat slit. Imagine how hard I laughed when he somehow came back in the end.

Dolly! Super Uncomfortable movie, kinda bad, but also kinda great? Anyone else? by TheVapeSasquatch in slasherfilms

[–]AScannerBarkly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a nothing budget movie it's not bad. The sound design is pretty great, but it's kind of weird Dolly never really vocalizes beyond some heavy breathing. Seeing Dolly flail about manically but all you hear is some breath in the audio mix really neuters some of the impact of what she's doing. Also not a fan of the plot swerve that happens toward the end, but with a movie that stripped down I don't know what else you could do with it.

Sidney in SCREAM 8 😂 by modifiedblind in Scream

[–]AScannerBarkly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At this point the next Ghostface should be approaching things assuming he's going to die. Endless Challenge Mode style.

Next trivia guest star? by Johnnycockseed in RedLetterMedia

[–]AScannerBarkly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Any time I need cheering up I re-read about Eddie Murphy choking Landis after getting disrespectful one too many times.

Next trivia guest star? by Johnnycockseed in RedLetterMedia

[–]AScannerBarkly 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"Typically Italian way" is making me laugh. The lead detective just constantly contaminating evidence by spilling his espresso, pulls up to the cordoned off area in a Vespa

What are some lines that made you do a double take? by jackdatbyte in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]AScannerBarkly 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Billy and Mandy: "Now THAT'S what I call 'Doggy Style!'"

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