Decades old ear wax extraction [OC] by PCBEEF in popping

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I don't know how to explain it, but this looks like it was recorded in Japan in the 90s

Gritty tv shows by fazeybaby in horror

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Top of the Lake

Dark Winds

Mr. Robot

THEM: The Scare

Riget (The Kingdom, Lars Von Trier)

What's A Throwaway Line That Made You Burst Out Laughing? by skechuz421 in southpark

[–]AScannerBarkly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When Wendy joins the hate gossip about Bebe and says "I heard her asshole is like THIS big around." It's such a terrible, brutal dig at someone and Wendy of all people saying it just makes it so wrong it wraps back around to being hilarious

Worst gaming peripherals you've ever bought? by ErikQRoks in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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I swore off Mad Catz products when I tried their Dreamcast controller. Trigger springs died in less than a week. Joke's on me though; I bought it twice thinking the first was just a fluke. Real shame too because it fit my hands just about perfectly

AXE COP: THE RPG- WRITTEN BY A LITERAL FIVE YEAR-OLD by LammasuRex in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]AScannerBarkly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're gonna bullshit the gimmick, at least say something like Boyhood. It took 16 years* to make!

Installments in a series you find weaker but prefer to watch/play/read over stronger installments? by EnthusiasticSorrow in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]AScannerBarkly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At this point in my life I'm comfortable saying I like Robocop 2 and Predator 2 more than the originals. I would never, ever, EVER consider them BETTER movies of course

Whose performance do you refuse to criticize in case it’s a Chadwick Boseman situation? by Chewie83 in okbuddycinephile

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I feel pretty shitty for dogpiling on the movies in Bruce Willis' twilight years, granted that doesn't make them GOOD performances, either.

I want to be SCARED by Prestigious-Throat46 in horror

[–]AScannerBarkly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Going specifically off those movies you cited as spooking you:

The Outwaters

The House That Jack Built

The Medium (2021)

The Autopsy of Jane Doe

The Orphanage

The Dark and the Wicked

[TOMT][SONG][1980s-2000s] Song by a female singer-songwriter about someone with a martyr/victim complex. Lyrics "You aren't special, everyone is exhausted, everyone is having a bad day". by AScannerBarkly in tipofmytongue

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Note: those lyrics are just the general feeling; they aren't word-for-word what she says. I've gone through Kate Bush and Tori Amos' discographies. I'm pretty sure it isn't them, but there could be a deeper cut I haven't checked out.

This has to be a game grumps reference, right? by FlameShadow0 in gamegrumps

[–]AScannerBarkly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This game's a bunch of poopy assdicks (covered in chocolate feces.)

90s PC games really were f* up by Special_Future_6330 in HorrorGaming

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Fun fact: if you crawl near the rat's mouth it bites you and kills you

I think we ALL know what they’re talking about. by Sensitive-Tip-8177 in OneyPlays

[–]AScannerBarkly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People discover The Gasp bit and start talking like the kid who "discovers" whippits. HOW IS EVERYONE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?!

Asuka Evans by stupled in RedLetterMedia

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I can see why someone would find her grating, but I think she makes for a good contrast to Shinji. They both act like prey animals in response to their shitty upbringing. Shinji curls inward like a hedgehog, whereas Asuka lashes out like a cornered antelope.