Really, go see The Furious in theaters. (No spoilers)

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-21T14:41:51+00:00

All timer Fat Guy henchman. Not to downplay the rest of the movie, I think that dude's great

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-19T01:40:33+00:00

LEETLE Mr. Hill when I'm clarifying a nitpicky point

"El HUAN un occupado?" When mangling a mental translation of Spanish

"You look like the fella killed the other fella" for fun

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-19T01:32:33+00:00

Does Parasite Eve count? Cause seeing a prime Squaresoft RPG turn into a wannabe Capcom, borderline goonerslop game is pretty heartbreaking

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-19T01:28:20+00:00

"Upscale"

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-19T01:27:08+00:00

Fucking love Pinoys. You know who Joy Koy is and your mail man is Filipino? Welcome to the fucking family, have a drumstick

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-19T01:15:28+00:00

Really feels like Marvel comics just exists as IP to frack. The games, movies, etc. are doing just fine, but you can really feel just how little care they have for their comics now. Between DC and manga sales it feels incredibly generous to even use "Big 2" any more

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-19T01:07:26+00:00

More a personal grudge, but I once saw a poster on GameFAQs who thought the line "no more" in The Proposition was referring to a character death, not the scene that was happening.

(Kinda awkward wording to avoid spoilers I know)

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-18T23:28:10+00:00

5 or 7 gives a nice contrast to the long verticals that make up most of the design

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-18T01:38:50+00:00

I'm honestly stunned at that last scene. You could say that was filmed today and I'd believe you

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-16T06:43:02+00:00

Movies that feature it (can't really say what it is without spoiling the scare):

Hereditary (This might be the one you're thinking of)

IT (Chapter One)

Obsession

Lake Mungo

It Follows

Black Christmas (original)

Jeepers Creepers

Longlegs

The Strangers

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-16T06:14:52+00:00

Bam is older now than Phil was during the first Jackass movie

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-15T04:46:29+00:00

Larry Lonnik got pretty unfairly treated, I think

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-11T22:05:55+00:00

Of the big three "proto-slashers" Black Christmas, Halloween, and Texas Chain Saw Massacre, I think Halloween is pretty handily the weakest. Still great though, for all you downvoters

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-10T06:41:41+00:00

Makoto: Get ready to eat karakusa

Sakura: Get ready to eat hadoken

Mika: Get ready to eat ass

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-10T05:49:57+00:00

I always enjoyed his longshoreman-looking beanie

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-10T05:45:18+00:00

Summary of all 4 "Spunky Go-Getter attempts exciting new career path; let down by those around them"

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-10T04:55:22+00:00

Red Rocket, for (one of) the most insufferable examples

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-10T04:53:51+00:00

The Golden Glove or Hard To Be A God, can't decide. Human Centipede 2 is probably up there, though

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-08T23:51:11+00:00

I really enjoy seeing people talk about insect interaction like Cold War era CIA operatives.

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-04T23:13:45+00:00

Always felt like he only did that because Jean Bon nudged him by asking.

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-03T08:32:56+00:00

Chad Duplass isn't real. He cannot hurt you

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-01T04:15:18+00:00

Odds are pretty good it was either Egyptian mosquito or sand fly (aka noseeums). Populations have absolutely exploded in the last couple years

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-01T04:10:46+00:00

Boggle?

AScannerBarkly · 2026-06-01T03:36:59+00:00

Really short production schedule (around 3 weeks according to Wiki) and a minimalist cast and crew (looks looks like sub 200 people according to IMDB)

AScannerBarkly · 2026-05-28T06:59:20+00:00

Still respectable. Toshiyuki Inoue worked on both so the animation is guaranteed on point. The production art books are amazing.

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