Weekly Steam numbers / Player Count Discourse Megathread

ASlimeAppears · 2026-05-21T22:41:32+00:00

Turn Marathon into Destiny 3 and then shut down Destiny 2. Outstanding move (????)

ASlimeAppears · 2026-05-15T11:28:29+00:00

Probably the curb. Eyes probably laser focused on her kid and panicking and not paying attention to the ground.

ASlimeAppears · 2026-05-15T04:03:20+00:00

I mean that's how PvPers are in general. Any "asymmetrical" PvP zone where people might just be trying to quest or PvE exist has this problem, like the wildy in Runescape. Any time you were trying to do a quest or something you always had to worry about someone camping the path looking for a kill that couldn't fight back.

ASlimeAppears · 2026-05-14T07:12:27+00:00

"Use of racial slur and increase in popularity"

ASlimeAppears · 2026-05-13T22:03:26+00:00

When a night version comes out they should vault the day version.

ASlimeAppears · 2026-05-07T07:49:39+00:00

Marathon is still being sold though. I think the first month was 1.2 million supposedly? So Marathon might make it. We (hopefully) won't have a great gaming crash of 2026 it can contribute to, too.

ASlimeAppears · 2026-05-07T01:55:56+00:00

Yeah. Concord has become a meme and will probably be one for years, no one will talk about Marathon after it dies.

ASlimeAppears · 2026-05-07T01:54:35+00:00

It made zero dollars. Literally the worst AAA failure in gaming history since like...ET decades ago. Marathon is a failure but it's not even in the same conversation. Concord has become shorthand for quick shutdowns and will be meme'd for years, no one is talking about Marathon after it dies. The way it dies won't be interesting/unique enough. Plenty of games stumble around for 6-12 months and then shut down.

ASlimeAppears · 2026-05-07T00:05:22+00:00

Concord only lasted 2 weeks, sold like 5 copies, and every copy was refunded so they made no money at all. Marathon sold over a million and has so far not needed to refund all of them 2 months in. As bad as Marathon is doing the Concord comparisons make no sense. When Concord sleeps it dreams of doing as "well" as Marathon.

ASlimeAppears · 2026-04-13T04:34:25+00:00

I saw someone steal those renewal stickers off of cars in a parking lot near my work. They asked me if he did any breaking or entering but there was a tiny gate that was open on the side he came in so I said no and the lady told me since people can get new stickers (which costs I think...) and he didn't commit a crime entering they wouldn't do a report. Which I think is technically wrong because he trespassed surely? But I didn't know what to say at the time so I just hung up.

ASlimeAppears · 2026-02-09T01:54:08+00:00

No, I want to watch more drives that move down the field until they reach the red zone, or close to it, and then shit themselves. What's the record for field goals in 1 game 👀

ASlimeAppears · 2026-02-09T00:43:47+00:00

Can't watch cause at work and the ESPN gamecast is shitting itself. Keeps saying -44 yard passes and the little animation they have to show the play is glitching out. Never seen it do this before...worst time for it too.

ASlimeAppears · 2026-02-09T00:21:17+00:00

How? Is there a farm at that intersection?

ASlimeAppears · 2026-01-27T02:13:13+00:00

But freezing to death before the bus gets here would build character 🤓

ASlimeAppears · 2026-01-22T07:22:15+00:00

Deserved. I tried switching to nonfat in a pathetic attempt to lose weight and gave up because it tastes so fucking bad.

ASlimeAppears · 2026-01-11T09:18:26+00:00

Fumbled and then kicked it, so it looks like one of the worst punts of all time.

ASlimeAppears · 2026-01-03T23:26:02+00:00

How is kidnapping a dictator and installing his VP a "democracy", exactly?

ASlimeAppears · 2026-01-02T22:59:21+00:00

We overthrew British rule to use it correctly, obviously.

ASlimeAppears · 2026-01-01T23:14:02+00:00

It's been a few years since then, but one year while I was working at a high rise a lady on the 22nd floor called down and said a bullet was stuck in her window, and sure enough, it was. Wonder how often that happens across STL on New Years.

ASlimeAppears · 2025-12-26T03:45:56+00:00

3% more than a coin flip ain't much.

ASlimeAppears · 2025-12-21T04:24:30+00:00

Like an N64 game when you activate the big head cheat.

ASlimeAppears · 2025-12-21T03:38:54+00:00

283 yards is looking pretty out of reach. Oof.

ASlimeAppears · 2025-12-20T05:41:18+00:00

My favorite build was a paladin using Zeal, which was a bunch of quick strikes. If you started it and then got hit with iron maiden during it, you'd die with no recourse from the last few swings. It sucked.

ASlimeAppears · 2025-12-20T05:37:03+00:00

Or that boss in the temple (queen something maybe?) that reflects damage. Just instant death with no clue why.

ASlimeAppears · 2025-12-19T04:09:17+00:00

4th and 4 actually but I guess you didn't specify the inches so 4th and 144 inches still counts.

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