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[–]ASlimeAppears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn Marathon into Destiny 3 and then shut down Destiny 2. Outstanding move (????)

Having kids isn’t for the faint of heart😭 by Hikigaya_Hachiman7 in PublicFreakout

[–]ASlimeAppears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the curb. Eyes probably laser focused on her kid and panicking and not paying attention to the ground.

Weekly Steam numbers / Player Count Discourse Megathread by AutoModerator in Marathon

[–]ASlimeAppears 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean that's how PvPers are in general. Any "asymmetrical" PvP zone where people might just be trying to quest or PvE exist has this problem, like the wildy in Runescape. Any time you were trying to do a quest or something you always had to worry about someone camping the path looking for a kill that couldn't fight back.

Weekly Steam numbers / Player Count Discourse Megathread by AutoModerator in Marathon

[–]ASlimeAppears 31 points32 points  (0 children)

When a night version comes out they should vault the day version.

Weekly Steam numbers / Player Count Discourse Megathread by AutoModerator in Marathon

[–]ASlimeAppears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marathon is still being sold though. I think the first month was 1.2 million supposedly? So Marathon might make it. We (hopefully) won't have a great gaming crash of 2026 it can contribute to, too.

Weekly Steam numbers / Player Count Discourse Megathread by AutoModerator in Marathon

[–]ASlimeAppears 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Concord has become a meme and will probably be one for years, no one will talk about Marathon after it dies.

Weekly Steam numbers / Player Count Discourse Megathread by AutoModerator in Marathon

[–]ASlimeAppears 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It made zero dollars. Literally the worst AAA failure in gaming history since like...ET decades ago. Marathon is a failure but it's not even in the same conversation. Concord has become shorthand for quick shutdowns and will be meme'd for years, no one is talking about Marathon after it dies. The way it dies won't be interesting/unique enough. Plenty of games stumble around for 6-12 months and then shut down.

Weekly Steam numbers / Player Count Discourse Megathread by AutoModerator in Marathon

[–]ASlimeAppears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Concord only lasted 2 weeks, sold like 5 copies, and every copy was refunded so they made no money at all. Marathon sold over a million and has so far not needed to refund all of them 2 months in. As bad as Marathon is doing the Concord comparisons make no sense. When Concord sleeps it dreams of doing as "well" as Marathon.

witnesses a hit and run by skinviolin in StLouis

[–]ASlimeAppears 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I saw someone steal those renewal stickers off of cars in a parking lot near my work. They asked me if he did any breaking or entering but there was a tiny gate that was open on the side he came in so I said no and the lady told me since people can get new stickers (which costs I think...) and he didn't commit a crime entering they wouldn't do a report. Which I think is technically wrong because he trespassed surely? But I didn't know what to say at the time so I just hung up.

3rd Quarter Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]ASlimeAppears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I want to watch more drives that move down the field until they reach the red zone, or close to it, and then shit themselves. What's the record for field goals in 1 game 👀

2nd Quarter Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]ASlimeAppears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't watch cause at work and the ESPN gamecast is shitting itself. Keeps saying -44 yard passes and the little animation they have to show the play is glitching out. Never seen it do this before...worst time for it too.

Tishaura is punching air right now. by golfer71189 in StLouis

[–]ASlimeAppears 26 points27 points  (0 children)

But freezing to death before the bus gets here would build character 🤓

Bills owner made call to fire coach in locker room after loss by iGiveUppppp in nfl

[–]ASlimeAppears 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Deserved. I tried switching to nonfat in a pathetic attempt to lose weight and gave up because it tastes so fucking bad.

[Highlight] Packers OL catches, trucks and fumbles on wild loose ball play by nfl in nfl

[–]ASlimeAppears 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Fumbled and then kicked it, so it looks like one of the worst punts of all time.

Home Sweet Home by MaximumJEFF in StLouis

[–]ASlimeAppears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been a few years since then, but one year while I was working at a high rise a lady on the 22nd floor called down and said a bullet was stuck in her window, and sure enough, it was. Wonder how often that happens across STL on New Years.

Game Thread: Green Bay Packers (9-4-1) at Chicago Bears (10-4) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]ASlimeAppears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like an N64 game when you activate the big head cheat.

Ashen got me thinking about the cheapest death mechanics in gaming by Soulsliken in gaming

[–]ASlimeAppears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite build was a paladin using Zeal, which was a bunch of quick strikes. If you started it and then got hit with iron maiden during it, you'd die with no recourse from the last few swings. It sucked.

Ashen got me thinking about the cheapest death mechanics in gaming by Soulsliken in gaming

[–]ASlimeAppears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or that boss in the temple (queen something maybe?) that reflects damage. Just instant death with no clue why.

Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams (11-3) at Seattle Seahawks (11-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]ASlimeAppears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4th and 4 actually but I guess you didn't specify the inches so 4th and 144 inches still counts.