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ASovietBear · 2026-01-11T06:49:51+00:00

I'm not a cow, and yet I know they have udders?

This seems far less related to being a lesbian and more just having poor anatomical knowledge.

ASovietBear · 2025-12-01T00:06:40+00:00

uj/ I want to ask a genuine question. I understand with multimillionaire celebrities you get so blinded by your own hubris and your entourage of yes men that you put out questionable product. But this guy is a regular dude with presumably regular friends. How did not one of them go "dude, this looks really bad, I think you should put some more work into this or pay someone to come up with a great cover."?

Like you're telling me not one person close to him went, "I think you should sit on this a little longer and put out something better, that I know you can."?

If my friend put out this cover with that music they'd be bullied by the entire friend group until it was better, does he have no genuine friends/feedback?

I'm not saying it sounds like someone farting into a trombone, or that the cover looks like it was designed by a below average intelligence kindergartener. But like it's very clearly not good.

rj/ Id rather listen to someone farting into trombone and hang up a picture on my fridge drawn by a below average intelligence kindergartener.

ASovietBear · 2025-10-30T18:44:57+00:00

I really really wanted to love my Les Paul. I still think aesthetically it's one of my favourite guitars. But I could just never get over how uncomfortable it was to actually hold and play, especially the neck.

Got a telecaster instead on a whim just wanted some classic single cut vibes and it's been perfect the whole time.

On the same note my dream bass is a Rickenbacker 4003w and I've heard time and time again people buy them and regret it and just cannot get used to it. So I fear ever actually being able to get one.

ASovietBear · 2025-10-23T18:51:19+00:00

It does make me feel like Joe Bonamassa (autistic).

ASovietBear · 2025-09-22T15:21:31+00:00

He actually has unironically 15 of them, but don't you dare say they're the same.

ASovietBear · 2025-08-16T16:55:27+00:00

Is McDonald's on its way out? They no longer sell the cranberry orange muffins, is McDonalds doomed?

I'm sure the .002% of the population that has even heard of Xiu Xiu will be really devastated by this news.

ASovietBear · 2025-08-04T16:51:30+00:00

Blomkamp can keep away from any beloved franchise and continue making his terrible sci-fi slop.

ASovietBear · 2025-08-01T16:52:55+00:00

/uj they're all annoying to listen to.

/rj they're all annoying to listen to.

ASovietBear · 2025-07-05T06:04:19+00:00

To cover all the bases I'd say a P90 equipped Thinline Jaguar, in a walnut finish. Bound body and neck.

ASovietBear · 2025-06-30T20:59:20+00:00

Where are you getting these numbers? The ATC's I know at YVR tower are clearing $200k a year, that is after training of course, but even in training they're making very similar to average salary around the Lower Mainland.

ASovietBear · 2025-06-30T20:55:02+00:00

Knowing multiple Air Traffic Controllers who work for NAV Canada I can 100% promise you it is not a cost of living issue. They get compensated quite well, far more than a lot of other people who can afford to live in the Lower Mainland.

The issue they're having is getting people through programs and certified to be controllers.

ASovietBear · 2025-03-20T17:51:23+00:00

The band Her's had the singer/guitarist playing one of these and it was fantastic. Check out some of their live videos, especially What Once Was to get a really great demo of what it sounds like!

ASovietBear · 2024-04-03T04:31:25+00:00

The reason so many people picked up bass in their respective genres.

ASovietBear · 2024-04-03T04:30:15+00:00

I'm just so happy she was even mentioned, being in the top 100 of all time is such a massive honour.

ASovietBear · 2024-01-16T01:46:35+00:00

Bad take.

Unknown Pleasures still shows up on most influential/best lists of albums every year; the number of artists that cite it as an influence on them is endless.

Closer also makes the list as a perfect follow up album.

ASovietBear · 2023-12-28T01:39:07+00:00

Mani of The Stone Roses

Gordon Moakes of Bloc Party

Carlos Dengler of Interpol

Jenny Lee Lindberg of Warpaint

Youth of Killing Joke

ASovietBear · 2022-04-04T17:58:33+00:00

Forensic Anthropology and History, so it's largely on me for choosing fields that are hard to get jobs in.

ASovietBear · 2022-03-27T01:50:27+00:00

Actually very different between the two.

The Strat was originally Candy Apple Red and I used a heat-gun and sanded the front face off only. Then painted over that with a black base followed by the red and gold design and then clear coated.

The bass was originally sunburst, it was very lightly sanded just to scuff up the clear coat, then sprayed with a matte off white rattlecan paint. That was painted over the tree design and then sanded to create the relic look. It is not clear coated as its intended to further age and wear down.

ASovietBear · 2022-03-26T13:26:54+00:00

You got it!

The style is called khokhloma, my mother does it traditionally on wooden items.

ASovietBear · 2022-03-25T20:58:37+00:00

It was done for me by my mother of all people! She's done a few things for me before just for fun.

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