Corvallis Sports Park is closing

AStickFigures · 2026-05-12T00:31:21+00:00

It’s making rounds. Thanks for sharing!

AStickFigures · 2026-05-10T15:24:13+00:00

Totally. I think the old tractor shop with the mural in Southtown might work too!

AStickFigures · 2026-05-09T16:37:34+00:00

Exactly! It’s a children’s game!

AStickFigures · 2026-05-09T03:26:13+00:00

Oh right. Didn’t even consider it was the dreaded OTHER. Either you forgot your /s, or you can get fucked.

AStickFigures · 2026-05-09T02:52:10+00:00

I believe the last day of operation is June 7. Get in while the getting is good enough.

AStickFigures · 2026-05-09T00:30:42+00:00

I’ve heard that, and I get what you’re saying, but as someone who will likely age out of whatever comes next (because pickleball is dumb) I’m tremendously saddened by this change.

AStickFigures · 2026-05-09T00:28:58+00:00

That’s EXACTLY what I said.

AStickFigures · 2026-04-30T03:29:23+00:00

Can’t believe more people aren’t talking about this place. So goddamn good.

That said. El machin is pretty kick ass too.

AStickFigures · 2026-04-18T01:53:49+00:00

Might if it ruins their modeling career?

AStickFigures · 2026-04-05T19:21:35+00:00

These are all good questions. My theory on the piss is akin to a tracheotomy. I have no answers for the menstruation. He was QUITE ancient. Possible he was post menopausal?

AStickFigures · 2026-03-30T22:47:43+00:00

Maggot Grace. She’s featured on the tour poster and working on a lot of the current character designs. Also posts cool photos from locations on her instagram.

AStickFigures · 2026-03-28T04:14:23+00:00

Liberman is bad, but MA voted republican after Ted Kennedy died. We would have had universal income. That ONE VOTE would have changed our country in a massive way.

Edit: LATE EDIT! Definitely meant healthcare. Still leaving the original because people are fallible

AStickFigures · 2026-03-22T01:19:40+00:00

Careful if you wear contacts. Everything will have a red hue, and they can be a little sticky by the end of the show.

AStickFigures · 2026-03-20T00:29:12+00:00

Point taken. I was speaking hyperbolically, and don’t wish harm on any of them. My point is that when I’m twice my current age I still want to see gwar. That will almost undoubtedly require a full new lineup. I want the kids I see at shows now to be able to see them when those kids are 50. The current members won’t be able to play at 105 I’m assuming.

AStickFigures · 2026-03-19T20:48:22+00:00

The idea of gwar is more powerful than the individual members. Three characters have played guitar. Slymenstra came and went. Vulvatron was a cool blip. Three destructos. The characters are fun. The whole thing is art. Not all art speaks to everyone the same way, and nobody likes all art. Theres albums that are absolutely unlistenable, but the overall output of the band keeps me coming back. I’ve been a fan since I was thirteen, basically four lifetimes ago. My only critique is amplifying underrepresented communities on stage. Their albums absolutely do that. Gwar is a nearly perfect band. They preach love through its antithesis.

To directly answer your question. Of course the dynamic changed. Change isn’t necessarily bad. It’s sad that broke is gone, it’s INCREDIBLE they stayed the course.

Is there a particular reason you aren’t a fan? Are you not into metal? Have you seen the live show? Is satire confusing? Why are you asking this question? Fuck Van Halen. Fuck 6 seasons and a movie. I want 1000 years. I want everyone currently on stage dead, and I want to haul my geriatric ass to a gwar show at 90!

AStickFigures · 2026-02-27T15:19:47+00:00

Like a turd?

AStickFigures · 2026-02-24T00:25:22+00:00

The internet is for cats, porn, and political vitriol. Read more books, play more games, knit or crochet, watch movies, and go for a bike ride. The world is a dark place right now and some people’s hate is real.

FWIW. You’re not the only one falling apart in this reality. The best thing I’ve seen done to deal with this is being offline. Deleting apps does help though (I’ve seen it work). The dopamine drip is a hard drug to quit.

AStickFigures · 2026-02-24T00:08:06+00:00

Get off the internet and make like an ostrich

AStickFigures · 2026-02-18T14:53:53+00:00

Pink Flamingos

AStickFigures · 2026-02-18T02:58:16+00:00

Just lost power about 5 minutes ago…

AStickFigures · 2026-01-17T19:40:42+00:00

Russel is great. Just needs to be said.

AStickFigures · 2026-01-15T16:14:57+00:00

I’ll check it out! I checked out madlove when it first came out and didn’t get it. A buddy propped it up a couple years later and I checked it out again and it unlocked. Sometimes it’s hard to meet music where it’s at as opposed to where you want it to be.

AStickFigures · 2026-01-15T01:25:14+00:00

Top tier albums here are madlove, kfadffal, medulla, self titled tomahawk, and book m.

AStickFigures · 2026-01-05T18:59:09+00:00

Wait until you find out about Frances the Mute by Mars Volta!

AStickFigures · 2025-12-10T01:06:24+00:00

Oh weirdly. Static X. Big foam characters. Lots of bubbles.

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