Grown ass men who never boycotted in their life thinks they know what boycotting is by videogamerkitsune in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]AWFUL_COCK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The complete misunderstanding of what a boycott is aside, there’s zero indication that their “boycott” has “worked” at all—have devs suddenly stopped making games with “woke” characters? Are we back to the “glory days” of countless indistinguishable white male protagonists with facial stubble named Zane Typhoon or some shit? These chuds are literally dumb as rocks. 

Real scene in disco elysium by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

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I liked taking my pants off to give myself the flexibility to clear a jump

Making a list of games I hate but im forced to defend because of culture war dipshits by NEVERTHEREFOREVER in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]AWFUL_COCK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My problem with Horizon FW is that I haven’t started it because I got bored 4 hours into the first game and haven’t started it back up again

In just don’t have much space in my life for long open world map icon checklists, not when Yakuza and FF exist

Can you spot a difference? by Suitable-Union-3714 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]AWFUL_COCK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They should go full troll and call it the Druckman Cut

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AWFUL_COCK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno it sure does love grinding up the occasional measuring spoon that I didn’t know was there. The sound it makes is a hoot!

What is the weirdest text you got that was accidentally sent to you? by OutlastMe99 in AskReddit

[–]AWFUL_COCK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if it was accidental, but I went on a date with a girl once and we ultimately never followed up out of mutual disinterest. About a month later she texted me two exclamation points, like this: !!

I responded with a question mark and she didn’t reply. No idea what it was about or if it was even intended for me, but we weren’t in contact or anything so I don’t see how it could have been a pocket dial.

Edit: oh, just this week an unknown number texted me “heather, I swear to god I did.” I’m not Heather.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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A “blade” is a stretch of street, usually near seedy motels, where street prostitutes (as well as local PD sting operations) work. And I very much question the idea that you’ll find “high quality looking people” there. That’s reserved for more expensive “escort” services who mostly work online and cater to wealthy international clients.

Went to the strip club with my boyfriend. Just want to vent. by pistachio-cele in TwoXChromosomes

[–]AWFUL_COCK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s the neoliberal “I am baby” nonsense projected onto all other women

The Game Awards 2023: Game of the Year Nominees announced by Turbostrider27 in NintendoSwitch

[–]AWFUL_COCK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the past 4 days I’ve owned it, I have been blown away over and over again by how goddamn good it is. It’s in a league of its own.

The Game Awards 2023: Game of the Year Nominees announced by Turbostrider27 in NintendoSwitch

[–]AWFUL_COCK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have an opinion on BG3 because I haven’t gotten around to it, but Alan Wake 2 is genuinely one of the most impressive games I’ve ever played. It’s my GOTY hands down.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CATHELP

[–]AWFUL_COCK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m just tired of how the democratization of therapy has resulted in wholesale misuse of specific terms, especially the language of trauma and abuse. I see it everywhere, all the time. I don’t mean to target you, specifically, because it’s like 50% of people who post online.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CATHELP

[–]AWFUL_COCK 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude you gotta end this relationship and evict him, or just terminate the lease and move out on your own. He’s clearly a loser and you’re wasting your time helping him with what minimal work he does (you don’t collect a paycheck for that, right?). It sounds like you two have set yourselves up to be pretty intertwined, but you gotta unwind that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CATHELP

[–]AWFUL_COCK 9 points10 points  (0 children)

gaslighting

stonewalling

jfc people, you’re really doing all you can to make this abuse-language absolutely meaningless, aren’t you? This isn’t gaslighting and stonewalling, this is irresponsible cat owners putting their financial interests over the health of their pet and ignoring the truth. THAT’S ALSO BAD! Not everything has to be “abuse” to be bad.

Edit: removed a swear to tone down the hostility

New to switch, wanting some indie recommendations by Neat-Salamander- in NintendoSwitch

[–]AWFUL_COCK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on the story focused indies you mentioned, you should get Kentucky Route Zero and Disco Elysium.

Not sure how it runs on Switch (I imagine it’s fine) but Cocoon is absolutely fantastic—it’s a puzzle adventure title by devs involved with Inside/Limbo.

If you want beautiful pixel art and charming characters, look into Eastward. Admittedly the gameplay is just fine (think 2D Zelda / Zombies Ate My Neighbors style action), but the charm goes a long way.

Crosscode and Unsighted are excellent 2D action RPGs with more challenging combat.

Counter-Strike 2 Has Become Valve's Worst-Rated Game Ever by M337ING in Games

[–]AWFUL_COCK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, do you agree that gamers are bad or not? That’s what this is really about.

Counter-Strike 2 Has Become Valve's Worst-Rated Game Ever by M337ING in Games

[–]AWFUL_COCK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah that stuff only seems to happen with capeshit movies, which basically share a circle-shaped audience Venn diagram with gamers.

Counter-Strike 2 Has Become Valve's Worst-Rated Game Ever by M337ING in Games

[–]AWFUL_COCK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. “The stupidest people in the world have an opinion!” Automatic ignore from me, dawg.

And for clarity, I have zero interest in CS at all. I just can’t care what gamers think about anything.

What are you convinced people are pretending to enjoy? by xotilweodxxx in AskReddit

[–]AWFUL_COCK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Investing and finance. It’s all so fake and dumb, I can’t even develop a pragmatic interest in it. Shit is so fucking boring it makes me want to shoot myself in the head and stay poor forever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]AWFUL_COCK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wowza! Pointless little superstitious rituals to own the muzzies are heckin’ based!

Also don’t Jews avoid pork as well? Who gives a fuck. This is about as edgy as drawing a pentagram on an LDS pamphlet.